ROIDS

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

this is why you don't do them

i love /fit/











LOOK AT THOSE VEINS LINING UP



This shit literally looks like something served at KFC





this 'woman' does not need a bra anymore



DAT VASCULARITY BRAH







gotta pray for those gains












RIP brah




this niggers abs cast fucking shadows






Roid Rage: The Beginning


LET'S JUST DO SHIT FORM PUSHUPS ON THE EDGE OF A SKYSCRAPER


DOSE OBLIQUES


STOP
MUSCLETIME




This guy is the same height as me and 3x my weight









I BELIIIIIIEEEEVE I CAN FLY

I BELIEEEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY








BLACK FLYING SQUIRREL


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and then of course this fucking abomination

[Duvet]

thanks for reminding me of my intern time at oxygen magazine and musclemag.

literally all the women working there are fit and all the dudes are jacked except for me and the dude that managed the website shit. also during lunch hour, everyone flocked the gym for about half an hour, leaving the entire office empty with literally just me sitting at my cubicle if I didn't go out to eat. and when they'd come back, all of them would be eating salads and super healthy foods meanwhile I'd be sitting there with nasty ass takeout food or something.

even the president of the company at the time was a 50+ year old widow (wife to robert kennedy) who has like 4 children and is fit as fuck and looks like she's in her late 20s, jesus. my cubicle was literally located right across from her office so there were times where she'd swing by and see if I'm doing alright.

also I made a bunch of images that were posted on musclemag's facebook page back at the time LOL. the dude that managed their social media was this jacked as fuck white dude with arms bigger than my head so it was kinda intimidating to work with him at first fuck.

tl;dr version, I stared at photos of ripped dudes and chicks 8 hours a day 3 times a week, I'm not even joking about this.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

thing is these guys aren't even like fit guys, they're roidheads. like you could never get to the kind of physique any of these weirdos have without taking steroids. fucking zyzz was jacked, but he started roiding, never did cardio, then he had a heart attack and died. being that jacked isn't even healthy, it's just retarded. most of these people couldn't run 400m without their legs literally blowing up because they have way more muscle mass than a human of their height was meant to have. that's why it's laughable

this is something that's actually attainable (provided you have the height):



despite smoking weed, I don't think he's ever tested positive for roids. Instead, he's 6'4" and has a ton of lean muscle built from lifting weights and swimming. Excellent cardio, can probably swim faster than any other person on Earth. You could actually reach this point of fitness if you completely dedicated yourself to being an athlete, no roids needed. You can tell because his muscles don't look like they're fucking exploding, his shoulders don't look like the saiyan armor from DBZ. He just looks really lean, really jacked. Basically he's Joseph Joestar mode. I'll never look like that cause I'm 5'8" but you just gotta try to do the best with what your mother gave ya.

If Phelps killed someone, he could probably just outrun the cops. If one of these roiders killed someone, they'd run 300m and then their legs would explode and fall off.

pic related, I've heard horror stories from roiders about shit like this happening: i1.ytimg.com/vi/IuCvQd1KTqY/hqdefault.jpg

click at your own risk