dan schneider

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

meet dan schneider



this guy is a producer of many of the children's and young teen programming broadcast on Nickelodeon tv networks. he studied at harvard for a while, and then left shortly to go into television. he's also the only man on earth to make michael jackson jealous of him.

here he is with some of the stars from nick tv.







guess where his other hand is


why does she look so uncomfortable?




as the lead screenwriter and director of many nickelodeon shows, he always had plenty of wholesome shots of his pre-teen stars





he also seems to love taking funny pictures of his star's feet. i wonder why?

here's a pic dan posted a twitter a few months back





he also made ariana grande make this video when she was 16

www.youtube.com/watch?v=33qFMwweLCA#t=39

some of his many aliases include

Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider

Will this man ever be stopped? How many hymens must he claim? How many little holes must be stretched and filled? How many pillows bitten? How many whimpers of pain suppressed? How many aspiring starlets' tears wiped with the tip of a beer can size hog? How many satisfied grunts will this man be allowed to let out as he collapses on yet another hopeful young teen? He can't keep getting away with it.

isn't he a pleasant guy?

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

the daughter defiler recently got a commendation of the highest degree





Just think, if you molest enough budding child stars, you might one day be up on that stage!



man this guy loves other people's daughters

If it's quickly becoming common knowledge that Dan is quite plainly a pedophile, why aren't Nickolodeon doing more to distance themselves from him? Awarding him a Lifetime Achievement Award is going to look pretty bad in 15 years time when someone finally comes forth and starts a snowball effect

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

DAN

FUCKING

SCHNEIDER

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

Today, a hero has fallen...

To think, a few short years ago this man was standing behind a camera telling a young Ariana Grande to sit on a bed and repeatedly shove her own foot into her mouth.

"Increasingly, there was images of feet and foot fetishism present in Nickolodeon's productions. Very unusual for a TV studio marketed towards children."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV6wTZdlhag

Thank you Dan Schneider, your contributions to children's entertainment will never be forgotten. The teen idol careers you began, and ended will forever remain in our hearts.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

The Official Beer Can Dan Chronology