dr. lecter

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

mads mikkelsen as hannibal lecter is the greatest villain in any movie, television, film or anything. seriously



can you imagine watching dr. lecter smile in satisfaction while he eats your arms and kidneys with vegetables and stewed potatoes, politely asking if you'd like to join him while you're strapped to his dining room chair with leather belts?



i am so gay for this man



every night after i watch an episode of hannibal i just imagine meeting mads in character as dr. lecter. he could charm the pants of of anyone, woman, man and anywhere in between. i just imagining him describing to me how he's going to eat me and which recipe he'll use on each of my organs.







or even just imagining dying in his arms, after he's torn my entrails out of my stomach



maybe i have issues, but watching him kill people turns me on for some reason. he's so cold blooded it's sexy





the real reason NBC cancelled Hannibal is because they couldn't deal with the amount of men who were turning gay for Mads... and women of course. everyone wants to get eaten!







seriously, why is he so wonderful?

[murphypalth]

I MADE AN ACCOUNT JUST TO SAY THAT I UNDERSTAND YOU MORE THAN EVER. 

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(i'd say Mads is cute/hot in general, but as Hannibal that's next level that I can't hold)

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[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

God I miss this show. There have been basically no good thrillers since this ended. The most blatantly homoerotic psychological horror ever written without the two main characters literally having hate fueled sex with each other on screen. The director is even a gigantic homo. Even the most heterosexual of men would be brought to tears. This show cemented Mads as a GOAT. Three seasons was too short, I should give it a rewatch.