Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Nov 11, 2015 1:17:13 GMT -5
i admit it, i've finally become the only thing worse than a weeaboo, a pedophile or even a starcraft player. it took a lot of time and soul searching for me to make this confession, I can't blame you guys for thinking less of me; remember that i'm a flawed human and that only god (or a court of law) can judge me.
i'm obsessed with british people. i'm a disgusting anglophile and it makes me sick just to think about it.
>tfw colony
i've been to the uk before so i know it's basically just like ontario except the people are more drunken and bitter, the buildings are older and the streets look more like shit. that and everybody talks with an accent, obv. and yet despite the fact that i know nothing's particularly special about britain, I admit that i'm obsessed with british people. obviously by 'people' i mean singers, actors/actresses and models.
pretty much every tv show i watch involves all british actors. it's especially good if they have a ghetto cornwall or south london accent too.
my favourite scene of this movie is when a 7 year old boy tells someone he licked their mum's cunt last night.
i'll watch movies and tv shows just because the actors are british, all my favourite actors are british. now i've gained an encyclopedic knowledge of british actresses accents, eyebrows, heights and feet sizes. i've lost interest in girls who wanted to date me when i realized they don't have a british accent. i've started arbitrarily saying "cunt" out loud when I'm pissed. once i kept a tech support worker on the line for an hour and a half just because she had a british accent. i enjoyed the film "this is england". when i beat off now i can't even enjoy it unless the girl has a british accent, and it's usually better if she's black/asian/indian cause you just know she's grown up as a spoiled 2nd gen london girl her whole life. i've started listening to british singers like ellie goulding and fka twigs just because of their accents. i've started watching skins just so I can watch underaged british teens masturbate one another. i bought two pairs of doc martens and three pairs of clarks. i'm a horrible person.
i guess that's it, there's no hope for me now. i'll have to sign up for one of those dating websites that hooks up anglophiles and ameriphiles up together if I want to find true love. it's not like british tv is even good, most of it is utterly retarded, they have awful looking special effects, poorly written characters, overly dramatic stock music, sudden deaths to wrap up episodes, random fantastical elements to make up for plot inconsistencies. i'm ashamed to admit this, but I've even started watching doctor who. now I know you think I've gone too far. and I admit it, it's a fucking terrible show. but goddamn i love jenna coleman.
seriously can we convince trudeau to import some british women into canada. this would be the one thing that might make me like the guy.
i'm obsessed with british people. i'm a disgusting anglophile and it makes me sick just to think about it.
>tfw colony
i've been to the uk before so i know it's basically just like ontario except the people are more drunken and bitter, the buildings are older and the streets look more like shit. that and everybody talks with an accent, obv. and yet despite the fact that i know nothing's particularly special about britain, I admit that i'm obsessed with british people. obviously by 'people' i mean singers, actors/actresses and models.
pretty much every tv show i watch involves all british actors. it's especially good if they have a ghetto cornwall or south london accent too.
my favourite scene of this movie is when a 7 year old boy tells someone he licked their mum's cunt last night.
i'll watch movies and tv shows just because the actors are british, all my favourite actors are british. now i've gained an encyclopedic knowledge of british actresses accents, eyebrows, heights and feet sizes. i've lost interest in girls who wanted to date me when i realized they don't have a british accent. i've started arbitrarily saying "cunt" out loud when I'm pissed. once i kept a tech support worker on the line for an hour and a half just because she had a british accent. i enjoyed the film "this is england". when i beat off now i can't even enjoy it unless the girl has a british accent, and it's usually better if she's black/asian/indian cause you just know she's grown up as a spoiled 2nd gen london girl her whole life. i've started listening to british singers like ellie goulding and fka twigs just because of their accents. i've started watching skins just so I can watch underaged british teens masturbate one another. i bought two pairs of doc martens and three pairs of clarks. i'm a horrible person.
i guess that's it, there's no hope for me now. i'll have to sign up for one of those dating websites that hooks up anglophiles and ameriphiles up together if I want to find true love. it's not like british tv is even good, most of it is utterly retarded, they have awful looking special effects, poorly written characters, overly dramatic stock music, sudden deaths to wrap up episodes, random fantastical elements to make up for plot inconsistencies. i'm ashamed to admit this, but I've even started watching doctor who. now I know you think I've gone too far. and I admit it, it's a fucking terrible show. but goddamn i love jenna coleman.
seriously can we convince trudeau to import some british women into canada. this would be the one thing that might make me like the guy.
