Post by Hauskaz on Jan 10, 2016 15:47:21 GMT -5
Inspired by phone history.
First shitbox I had was this thing:
Intel 80286 running at 10 MHz, 1 MB of RAM and a whopping 30 MB IDE drive. It came with PC DOS 4.01 baked into the ROM but I got Windows 3.1 running extremely slowly on it. The power supply was integrated into the monitor for some reason, which I kept and continued to use with newer computers despite being a true VGA monitor, capable of only 640x480. It also came with that bitchin' slim IBM Model M keyboard which I still have. I might have also kept that horrible mouse somewhere too. It also had a MIDI card installed in it, allowing it to run Cakewalk on DOS using any outboard MIDI hardware, in my case a Yamaha PSS-795 keyboard.
(my keyboard sounded nowhere near as good as this)
Eventually I moved on up to this shitbox:
Pentium MMX at 233 MHz, 32 MB of proprietary SyncDRAM, a 5.25" 3 GB drive. The onboard S3 Trio graphics could either do 800x600 SVGA at 16-bit colour or 1024x768 XGA at 256 colours. It eventually had an 8 GB 3.5" drive put in it along with a Guillemot Maxi Studio ISIS soundcard for making halal beats with Cakewalk for Windows and Cubase VST. It's the slowest computer on the Multithreaded CPU Benchmarking thread as of this post date. The slot-loading CD-ROM drive eventually failed with god knows what CD still inside it. It had a built in speaker/headphone amplifier which looking back was pretty badass considering modern motherboards are now just starting to include amps on them, but other than that it was a total shitbox that I managed to keep using until maybe 2002 or so when I got this faster shitbox:
It was a Willamette Celeron at 2.4 GHz, finally moving up into gigahertz territory, along with 256 MB of DDR RAM and a 40 GB IDE drive. Shit seemed amazing after using a Pentium MMX shitbox for 8 or something years, but pretty much everything eventually failed in this piece of shit, from the CPU to the motherboard. By the end of its life there was nothing OEM remaining inside it, at which point I transplanted it into what I referred to as the Blackbox, despite having a substantial shitty looking silver accent on the front of it:
By this point, I was running some pretty hot shit (literally hot, not shit though), including a Pentium 4 HT that would commonly hit 80 degrees Celsius, and a BFG GeForce 6800 GS that eventually cooked itself and was courteously replaced by BFG with a GeForce 7800 GS for free (along with a shirt and a personally written apology, I really miss that company). The barrage of 80 mm case fans along with Intel's shitty stock cooler made this thing sound like a jet taking off. I used it until 2012 when I was employed and could afford to do a complete upgrade, resulting in the Resolver:
I've grown to hate my choice of case 4 years ago but other than that it's been a solid platform. AMD FX-8120 8 core CPU, 16 GB DDR3 RAM, CrossFireX Radeon HD 7850's, Samsung 840 SSD, and a SoundBlaster 2 ZS Platinum salvaged from the Blackbox. I still use it and don't really have a reason to upgrade it since I don't game like I used to.
That's more or less the chronological desktop history. Laptop history follows in next post.
First shitbox I had was this thing:
Intel 80286 running at 10 MHz, 1 MB of RAM and a whopping 30 MB IDE drive. It came with PC DOS 4.01 baked into the ROM but I got Windows 3.1 running extremely slowly on it. The power supply was integrated into the monitor for some reason, which I kept and continued to use with newer computers despite being a true VGA monitor, capable of only 640x480. It also came with that bitchin' slim IBM Model M keyboard which I still have. I might have also kept that horrible mouse somewhere too. It also had a MIDI card installed in it, allowing it to run Cakewalk on DOS using any outboard MIDI hardware, in my case a Yamaha PSS-795 keyboard.
(my keyboard sounded nowhere near as good as this)
Eventually I moved on up to this shitbox:
Pentium MMX at 233 MHz, 32 MB of proprietary SyncDRAM, a 5.25" 3 GB drive. The onboard S3 Trio graphics could either do 800x600 SVGA at 16-bit colour or 1024x768 XGA at 256 colours. It eventually had an 8 GB 3.5" drive put in it along with a Guillemot Maxi Studio ISIS soundcard for making halal beats with Cakewalk for Windows and Cubase VST. It's the slowest computer on the Multithreaded CPU Benchmarking thread as of this post date. The slot-loading CD-ROM drive eventually failed with god knows what CD still inside it. It had a built in speaker/headphone amplifier which looking back was pretty badass considering modern motherboards are now just starting to include amps on them, but other than that it was a total shitbox that I managed to keep using until maybe 2002 or so when I got this faster shitbox:
It was a Willamette Celeron at 2.4 GHz, finally moving up into gigahertz territory, along with 256 MB of DDR RAM and a 40 GB IDE drive. Shit seemed amazing after using a Pentium MMX shitbox for 8 or something years, but pretty much everything eventually failed in this piece of shit, from the CPU to the motherboard. By the end of its life there was nothing OEM remaining inside it, at which point I transplanted it into what I referred to as the Blackbox, despite having a substantial shitty looking silver accent on the front of it:
By this point, I was running some pretty hot shit (literally hot, not shit though), including a Pentium 4 HT that would commonly hit 80 degrees Celsius, and a BFG GeForce 6800 GS that eventually cooked itself and was courteously replaced by BFG with a GeForce 7800 GS for free (along with a shirt and a personally written apology, I really miss that company). The barrage of 80 mm case fans along with Intel's shitty stock cooler made this thing sound like a jet taking off. I used it until 2012 when I was employed and could afford to do a complete upgrade, resulting in the Resolver:
I've grown to hate my choice of case 4 years ago but other than that it's been a solid platform. AMD FX-8120 8 core CPU, 16 GB DDR3 RAM, CrossFireX Radeon HD 7850's, Samsung 840 SSD, and a SoundBlaster 2 ZS Platinum salvaged from the Blackbox. I still use it and don't really have a reason to upgrade it since I don't game like I used to.
That's more or less the chronological desktop history. Laptop history follows in next post.