Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Sept 1, 2016 14:47:51 GMT -5
Science has gone too far. Mankind shouldn't play God.
I puked a little bit in my mouth when I first laid eyes on this abomination.
This is the laptop that rapes all the other laptops up the ass in prison, the laptop the guards lock the shower doors on with whichever unsuspecting Hewlett Packard that's trapped in there with him. This is the laptop that ate desktops for breakfast every morning in high school.
You can actually take the trackpad out and replace it with a numpad. I like that they used the extra room due to the screen curvature to add an actual keyboard instead of the chiclet bullshit.
I'd love to drop this thing off an apartment building just to see what would happen. Surprised it only weighs 17 lbs. It will probably be a $4k 4k laptop.
I puked a little bit in my mouth when I first laid eyes on this abomination.
This is the laptop that rapes all the other laptops up the ass in prison, the laptop the guards lock the shower doors on with whichever unsuspecting Hewlett Packard that's trapped in there with him. This is the laptop that ate desktops for breakfast every morning in high school.
You can actually take the trackpad out and replace it with a numpad. I like that they used the extra room due to the screen curvature to add an actual keyboard instead of the chiclet bullshit.
I'd love to drop this thing off an apartment building just to see what would happen. Surprised it only weighs 17 lbs. It will probably be a $4k 4k laptop.
