things that don't exist

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

• The Tooth Fairy
• Human Dignity *
• Global Warming
• The Holocaust
• Human Rights
• Chivalry *
• Santa Claus
• Michelle Obama's vagina
• Transgendered people
• Tolerant Islam
• White Privilege
• Moloch *
• Hillary Clinton *
• Jeb Bush *
• Gay men who aren't narcissists
• Dinosaurs *
• Lesbians who aren't fat
• Liberals who believe in Freedom *
• Palestine *
• Russian hackers
• Bernie Sanders' resume
• Canadian Independence
• True Democracy
• Kalsi's penis

* Denotes that which once existed, but no longer does

[Cheesemaster VI]

LUE