Post by Kirkwood Chocolate on Dec 4, 2019 2:37:50 GMT -5
In this thread we discuss the greatest thing ever.
Yeah I don't know about you guys, but I'm not even a "car guy" per se and drive my busted up 2004 Camry proudly because it gets me from A to B with no hitches. But really, this is the first time in my life I've felt genuinely excited to buy a vehicle. This is literally the Level 3 Bridges Long Range Truck in real life. I want to take pictures of myself next to this thing and show it to my grandkids (once the post apocalyptic futuristic war blows over) and I can prove to them that grandpa actually was a cool guy who was trying to lower his carbon footprint at one point in time. I want people to make fun of me in real life while I drive this thing just so I can laugh back at them even harder because I know I could run their piece of shit ride over without a scratch, and I wouldn't even be paying for petrol while I do it!
Did you guys know this thing comes in matte black and it also has an optional solar panel you can attach to the bed cover which will charge it while you're driving? Why is literally everyone not lining up in droves to buy this thing. Oh wait I forgot the human race has notoriously low IQs as a collective and most people's reaction to a vehicle that solves basically every problem ever (even has a pneumatic source) is "eww it's ugly" while in reality it's the most kino vehicle ever fucking made. Personally I can't wait until this thing becomes ubiquitous as fuck by 2030.
Also the based Arabs in Dubai realized immediately how awesome this thing is and added it to their police fleets.
Yeah all in all I have no idea what to say besides, this is my next vehicle. I will ride my Camry into the dust and then get a Cybertruck, that is my plan and I'm actually motivated to save up for when these things become readily available in 2 or 3 years.
Yeah I don't know about you guys, but I'm not even a "car guy" per se and drive my busted up 2004 Camry proudly because it gets me from A to B with no hitches. But really, this is the first time in my life I've felt genuinely excited to buy a vehicle. This is literally the Level 3 Bridges Long Range Truck in real life. I want to take pictures of myself next to this thing and show it to my grandkids (once the post apocalyptic futuristic war blows over) and I can prove to them that grandpa actually was a cool guy who was trying to lower his carbon footprint at one point in time. I want people to make fun of me in real life while I drive this thing just so I can laugh back at them even harder because I know I could run their piece of shit ride over without a scratch, and I wouldn't even be paying for petrol while I do it!
Did you guys know this thing comes in matte black and it also has an optional solar panel you can attach to the bed cover which will charge it while you're driving? Why is literally everyone not lining up in droves to buy this thing. Oh wait I forgot the human race has notoriously low IQs as a collective and most people's reaction to a vehicle that solves basically every problem ever (even has a pneumatic source) is "eww it's ugly" while in reality it's the most kino vehicle ever fucking made. Personally I can't wait until this thing becomes ubiquitous as fuck by 2030.
Also the based Arabs in Dubai realized immediately how awesome this thing is and added it to their police fleets.
Yeah all in all I have no idea what to say besides, this is my next vehicle. I will ride my Camry into the dust and then get a Cybertruck, that is my plan and I'm actually motivated to save up for when these things become readily available in 2 or 3 years.
