Post by Cobra King Mohamdu on Mar 12, 2020 5:24:56 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen, friends and pals, it is with great pride that today I announce the opening of the Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare ＫＩＮＯＭＯＤＥ Regiment. Our Clan Tag is KINØ. We do not discriminate, whether you're a filthy console plebeian or a gleaming PC God like Deemzus and myself, we will take you under our command and lead your sorry ass into greatness with us. We're like rappers, we don't sleep, we just run these games. Happy Hour is set to 0300h EST where you will gain 2x EXP points every day. Come run it out with some of the realest niggaz in the game, cause slaying these console plebs is just plain ez. Just add me in Modern Warfare with the ID above and I'll add you into the ＫＩＮＯＭＯＤＥ Regiment.
Post by Cobra King Mohamdu on May 22, 2020 23:13:13 GMT -5
man's always gunning for that flawless. Deemzus cares more about his Kevin Durant ratio more than actually winning the game. This man will just camp and not cap a single point in Domination, make no effort to cap the point but just be proud of his KD ratio even when the team loses. Me, I'm more like Dennis Rodman throwing my ass into the wildfire cause I like to actually make sure the team wins. My winrate is almost 1.4 while his is a 1.07 or something. Although like Jordan and Rodman, we make a good fucking team.
VR is entertaining in its own right and is definitely starting to find its place with AAA titles like Half-Life: Alyx finally existing for it but it's a completely different experience from just chilling in a comfortable chair or sofa and shooting some minors. Standing in place for hours in a VR shooter does a number on your feet.
Post by Cobra King Mohamdu on Jun 6, 2020 23:21:22 GMT -5
I'm not even really clowning VR games, I just like making fun of people who only play one type of game. Also, shooting minors? Bro, half of these guys are older than me. Zoomers can't into actually good old fashioned cod, they needed it to be a zoomified Fortnite lookalike game like Warzone. If I unmute the mic there's a good chance of hearing some Midwest angry Trump voter's kid crying in the background. The only thing 95% of these CoDfags have in common is that they're all consoletards. That's why playing this game on PC makes you feel like Lebron James balling in a league full of manlets.