I'm just a foward thinker. Two years ago I withdrew my assets from the market and held them in bonds in anticipation of the economic collapse of the United States, although I was not expecting it to be due to a global pandemic. Nevertheless I'm ready to short the fuck out of the global economy. I'm laughing at all the retarded investors I've listened to over the years in corporate conferences talking about cautious optimism and selling American stocks as anything other than a dumpster fire. This autistic retard is now 20% ahead of Bay Street just by sitting on shitty GICs.
Post by Cobra King Mohamdu on Apr 7, 2020 2:13:59 GMT -5
I gotta be honest guys: I'm pretty much fine. I'm not depressed or isolated at all, I'm working fulltime, I'm chilling with my girl, I'm playing my video games, I have a ridonkulously strong immune system. Someone with covid-19 could probably spit directly down my throat and my white blood cells would just form an antibody within a day. Honestly speaking they should probably just drain my blood and figure out why the fuck nothing ever seems to affect me. Could probably sell my blood plasma to scientists so they could craft a vaccine.
Anyhow you can use this as a soundtrack for your next solo jerk session:
Tame Impala is my fucking jam on GA-400 and I-275 for some reason. Something about blasting through a tunnel of massive trees on a concrete freeway 15 MPH over the limit to that shit just does it for me.