Post by Cobra King Mohamdu on Apr 20, 2020 23:43:50 GMT -5
Gun Control Laws systematically beat the fuck out. Can we all just take a minute and appreciate that this Nova Scotia guy was literally playing GTA? This fat, white, old bald guy could have taken the easy way out like most divorcees. He could have just travelled to Asia and find some low self esteem wife who barely speaks English. He could have settled down in mediocrity; but instead, he dared to be better.
He started bare handed with nothing but a fake RCMP Uniform and paint job on his cruiser (San Andreas, anyone?) Went to his ex-wife and her boyfriend's house, literally beat the everliving fuck out of them to death with a real police baton (like you can in the games). Then he got pulled over by a female cop (who was armed), physically overpowered and murdered her with his bare hands (feminism beat the fuck out) then stole her gun (lol muh gun control) and just started driving around killing randos and burning people's houses down with his stolen weapon and ammo. Literally GTAV Online. And then when he hit that 5 star rating and forced the Nova Scotia police force to pull all the stops, he went out in a blaze of glory. All those years of pulling teeth and making dentures probably made him realize he never wanted to get that old, might as well go full YOLO after getting cucked and divorced. Godspeed, you crazy son of a bitch. Better to burn out than to fade away.