Chris-Chan arrested for raping his 80 year old mother, Barb

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Official Thread Theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

The Oracle said:

"Everything that has a beginning has an end, Neo."

Hold your glasses up high, and then pour them out on the ground. Today marks the end of an era. Charged with both sexual assault, theft and elderly abuse, the icon known as Christian Weston Chandler has been arrested.







www.invenglobal.com/articles/14707/chris-chan-investigation-barb-stealing

meaww.com/chris-chan-graphic-messages-broke-internet-rape-mom-barb-rub-vagina-asked-stop-dementia-help-arrest



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Even the Shadster won't touch this one. Chris actually managed to go too far.

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Let us take a minute to reflect on the past, before we traverse down the dark future that lays in wait of Christian Chandler.



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Thank you Chris-chan, for all the good times. We'll never forget you.

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Fun fact: Chris was arrested on National Girlfriend Day and raped his mother on National Parent's Day. Also, Steam is having a Sonic sale. Great timing!

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So apparently multiple lawyer's have corroborated that under Virginia law readings, the term "her" can just be alternatively read as "his" or "it's" meaning there is no way for CWC to avoid being charged with a felony. Also more charges than just incest and sexual assault are apparently pending.

Also the lead investigator, Jason Tooler is apparently a hardcore Blue Lives Matter Trumptard. I would hate to have this guy's phone number right now. He has about 59 volumes of the Chris-chan documentary to go through.

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Dance forever with Sonichu on a cold cell block
That's what happens when you rape mother with bent cock

For the record, I've seen Chris' cock and it's absolutely bent and misshapen. Many have speculated this is due to Chris practising prone masturbation too many times and having an "accident" where his cock got stuck in that shape. Poor doll.

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Honestly considering the thread theme to just be this vocaroo.com/1l7r0lymCEGi. This single recording has hit legendary status in less than a day.

What the actual fuck Chris was trying to make his own trading card game shortly before being arrested. Did people help him make these cards? Some of the art is far too good to have been made by him. There's even fucking cards of Bob as Robertchu? Good jesus christ Bob is lucky to be dead.



Also just look at the fucking shirt he was wearing while being arrested for raping Barb.











It always makes me laugh when people say seeing pictures of Chris as a kid "makes them feel bad" because of who he slowly became. It's a pretty stupid thought, even Hitler and bin Laden were cute little kids once upon a time. Truth is as soon as Chris was first able to get an erection he just became a ticking rape bomb. In the end he never had the balls to actually rape any of these girls he creeped on and just settled for molesting his dementia ridden mother. I think Chris' complete autism will cause him to either die in prison, or finally start to get his shit together due to finally having some kind of structure in his life after Bob died. At the very least whichever psychologist is assigned to Chris will probably have the case of a career on their hands.

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dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html

holy fuck this is gold

sept 16th, mark your calendars!

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Holy fuck I admit it, at first I thought it was all over for Chris but I'm starting to realize the heaven sent turnaround may actually come through. The truth is, for all he's been mocked, Chris has one true, undeniable skill: absolutely evading all the consequences for his actions. He may not spend the rest of his days being assraped and constantly begging the prison warden for his Sonichu medallion to use as an anal dentata against his new friends. Who am I kidding Chris would get raped even in female prison.



It actually might happen, Chris might actually become the trans OJ and beat the fucking case with a literal mountain of evidence stacked against him. There's something suspicious about the lawyer assigned to him as well.



This guy is actually one of the top rated lawyers in the state of Virginia. Basically this man is infamous for beating tough cases. To think the "Trial of the Century" would be followed by the Trial of the 21st Century so soon, we're truly blessed to witness this all go down. My thought is the state cannot allow the true narcissism, sociopathy and absolute autistic retarded evil that is Chris Chandler to reflect poorly on the trans community, so they hired a shitshow team for the prosecution, plus one of the best lawyers in the state to defend him. That or I'm completely wrong and Chris is getting 10 solid years at least in federal prison. Still, I'm very excited to hear more about this case on the 16th of september. Right before my birthday too, what a pleasant surprise! And here I thought Metroid Dread and SMTV was all I had to look forward to this year.

There's a lot of clueless zoomer youtubers making videos about Chris, obviously not knowing jack shit about him before he raped Barb. This is probably the most normalfag friendly video on the case so far. Really only brushes over the basics, but pretty good if you haven't been following the lore and Christory:



Honestly this entire case is probably the best thing to happen to 4chan culture in years. Once nothing but a wasteland of porn threads, socials, lolishit and gfur, /b/ has returned to form as the meeting hub for all the oldfags crawling out of the woodworks, pulling off their normalfag masks and returning back to the real life Truman Show. It's like old /b/ is back again.

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This is just getting too surreal.

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When you finally get to have a structured environment again after leaving high school and your father dying. Honestly prison will probably be great for Chris, his autistic mind demands forced routine to save him from himself. You've gotta hand it to him, he's still rockin the stripes in style behind bars!



I have to admit, there may actually be more to the brony fandom than I first noticed. I always figured it was just for children and very developmentally stunted adults. The bronies seem to be marked with both good and evil. The absolute chaotic evil bronies like Chris, as well as the lawful good bronies like Lord Gaben. There is more to this series than meets the eye.



















I love this thing troons always do where they set their display picture to some cartoon or anime picture that looks absolutely nothing like them at all. I will at the very least give Chris credit for using the signature red/white/blue striped shirt and sonichu medallion though. In reality though, Chris isn't even a real tranny. He just pretends to be a tranny in order to achieve his lifelong goal of being invited to a lesbian sleepover. Weird cunt.



Just in case you needed any more proof that Chris is not simply some "poor mentally ill person who didn't know what he was doing". You must be new here: Chris ALWAYS knows exactly what the fuck he's doing. Even when he humped the inflatable dolphin and shoved the Sonichu medallion up his ass, he does it with absolute purpose and calculation. Never underestimate how degenerate Chris Chandler is.



Save it for the judge, Chris!

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Also, this was the "For Julie's Eyes Only" video the guy was talking about. The best part is the end, "Liquid Chris went on to become a cancer researcher." Should have ended with "And the real Chris went on to rape his own mother and goto prison."

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Apparently Chris is now haggard as fuck, lost almost all the weight, his hair is completely gray and further balding, and he's heavily medicated as shit. And yet underneath it all, he's still the same Chris. Dunno if he'll actually make it out of this one.



Isabella Janke is completely fucked too, she was the person who got Chris to admit to raping Barb. This girl apparently loves eating shit and piss, killing hamsters and trying to eat them, literally goes out of her way to harass trans people and is basically another rapist and also pedophile. Another example of terrible parenting creating a completely different type of monster. And in some strange way, their worlds intertwined and became inexorably linked. This is the type of shit Stephen King and other horror writers dream about coming to their mind. God truly is the best author.



Honestly, I have to give credit where its due. I would not have had the guts to face Chris on his own turf like this. GamerFromMars had serious balls: he stepped into the Chandler household, the den of evil itself, for the sake of good journalism. What's been created here is a public service. The most concise breakdown of the life and times of the Notorious CWC, all the way down to the current day.









You could watch the comprehensive history, but that shit is like 70 hours long and who has time for that shit? I watched GamerFromMars series on 1.5x speed.

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Holy shit, against all odds Chris Chan has once again evaded all consequences of his actions. It truly is his superpower.