Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Aug 17, 2021 3:15:18 GMT -5
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Lately I've realized my legs and glutes are too weak. When I would bend down to have to reach something off the ground, I would groan in pain. To squat down to the ground became a pain in the ass very literally. I realized that old adage about man being both marble and sculptor rang true, there was no use.
So I started chugging that whey protein and creatine. I started doing squats daily. Despite how painful it would be. I knew that in the end this was important and worthwhile. So I forced myself through the pain to keep doing squats, as low as I could then all the way up slowly. sometimes with weights and so on. I would start doing squats randomly at work, I probably looked retarded but who cares it's not like I had something better to do. But in the end, I would walk with worn out legs and sleep fully with my sore ass cheeks. In time, they began to thiccen.
The truth is for years I have been doing pushups and situps, pull ups, lifting weights and so on. My upper body is pretty muscular. But I have sorely neglected my legs and glutes, and so swore that now I would finally correct things.
Then one day I went to work and realized, my pants felt much tighter than usual. Indeed, my waist had become small, and yet my pants would hang on my ass even though it was looser. I could finally squat down relatively easily without strain, but now my thicc badonkadonk was literally fighting with my pants not to split them apart. I now realize that skipping leg day is a double edged sword: either you don't work your glutes and can wear pants comfortably, or you develop your ass from Hank Hill mode into THICCness and then realize your ass is constantly at war with your pants. Now I am sure that one day I'll squat down to pick something up and inevitably split my pants apart.
Now when I walk back and forth, I can feel my thicc booty cheeks swaying to and fro. Suddenly I feel like sitting down sometimes rather than perpetually standing like I often am, it's tiring carrying around all this ass and now it's become much more comfortable to sit. When you're attractive like me it's difficult not to stare at yourself in every reflective surface. Now I find myself constantly acutely aware of my own ass sticking out.
So this is what it means to be thicc? To be constantly at war with one's pants? To constantly struggle to put them on and walk around? At least my ability to squat has improved.
All in all I think I'm glad. All that whey protein and creatine did it's work. Now I have to start doing real nigga squats with over 250lbs at the gym so my ass can go from being thicc to sculpted and muscular like a JJBA character. In time I know I will make it.
Lately I've realized my legs and glutes are too weak. When I would bend down to have to reach something off the ground, I would groan in pain. To squat down to the ground became a pain in the ass very literally. I realized that old adage about man being both marble and sculptor rang true, there was no use.
So I started chugging that whey protein and creatine. I started doing squats daily. Despite how painful it would be. I knew that in the end this was important and worthwhile. So I forced myself through the pain to keep doing squats, as low as I could then all the way up slowly. sometimes with weights and so on. I would start doing squats randomly at work, I probably looked retarded but who cares it's not like I had something better to do. But in the end, I would walk with worn out legs and sleep fully with my sore ass cheeks. In time, they began to thiccen.
The truth is for years I have been doing pushups and situps, pull ups, lifting weights and so on. My upper body is pretty muscular. But I have sorely neglected my legs and glutes, and so swore that now I would finally correct things.
Then one day I went to work and realized, my pants felt much tighter than usual. Indeed, my waist had become small, and yet my pants would hang on my ass even though it was looser. I could finally squat down relatively easily without strain, but now my thicc badonkadonk was literally fighting with my pants not to split them apart. I now realize that skipping leg day is a double edged sword: either you don't work your glutes and can wear pants comfortably, or you develop your ass from Hank Hill mode into THICCness and then realize your ass is constantly at war with your pants. Now I am sure that one day I'll squat down to pick something up and inevitably split my pants apart.
Now when I walk back and forth, I can feel my thicc booty cheeks swaying to and fro. Suddenly I feel like sitting down sometimes rather than perpetually standing like I often am, it's tiring carrying around all this ass and now it's become much more comfortable to sit. When you're attractive like me it's difficult not to stare at yourself in every reflective surface. Now I find myself constantly acutely aware of my own ass sticking out.
So this is what it means to be thicc? To be constantly at war with one's pants? To constantly struggle to put them on and walk around? At least my ability to squat has improved.
All in all I think I'm glad. All that whey protein and creatine did it's work. Now I have to start doing real nigga squats with over 250lbs at the gym so my ass can go from being thicc to sculpted and muscular like a JJBA character. In time I know I will make it.
