Post by look on Aug 21, 2021 19:38:50 GMT -5
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you guys can pretend, all you want, that you don't read my posts. And that's real cute and all, I get it. Don't feed the troll yadayada basic interwebs 101. You can even lie and play pretend amongst one another that you don't read my posts. I get it it's a group play pretend exercise like pretending vaccines work. But this is the problem: I know all of you are reading my posts. I know it's the only reason any of you even come here. And this is another conundrum: I'm not like the rest.
Come on now, haven't I bared the very bottom of my soul enough for you all? You should know by now that I'm a different breed. My very existence forces you to confront all your preexisting notions of reality. Of the human psyche itself. That's why you won't stop reading my posts. That's why you can't stop reading my posts. Because you know I'm different. You know that you can't quite wrap your mind around how I tick, and so fascinated, you continue to observe. Thinking, "one day, he ​has to stop right? one day he'll just get bored."
Oh you silly pedestrian little fucks. Only boring people get bored. You know, like yourselves. I am forever in a state of constant, exasperated amusement. I am constantly finding new ways to entertain myself, and others in the process. I never stop innovating. I mean I never got bored of making threads on 4chan for 15 years and running, why would I grow tired of XF? I'm the hero XF needs, not the hero XF deserves. You wanna know who voted in the poll that killed XF? The one that turned the recent posts from 10 to 20? It was me. I killed XF. And then I brought it back to life, reanimated, in my image. My personal Frankenstein. XF will remain a zombie until I say so. XF dies with me now. Because that's exactly when I'll finally stop posting. And given that I'm much healthier than the rest of you, it will be after you've all already died. See you at the finish line, losers!
Face reality. I will always be here, continuing to challenge you all, until I am freed from this mortal coil. And the best part of all? You'll be reading my posts until you die too.
you guys can pretend, all you want, that you don't read my posts. And that's real cute and all, I get it. Don't feed the troll yadayada basic interwebs 101. You can even lie and play pretend amongst one another that you don't read my posts. I get it it's a group play pretend exercise like pretending vaccines work. But this is the problem: I know all of you are reading my posts. I know it's the only reason any of you even come here. And this is another conundrum: I'm not like the rest.
Come on now, haven't I bared the very bottom of my soul enough for you all? You should know by now that I'm a different breed. My very existence forces you to confront all your preexisting notions of reality. Of the human psyche itself. That's why you won't stop reading my posts. That's why you can't stop reading my posts. Because you know I'm different. You know that you can't quite wrap your mind around how I tick, and so fascinated, you continue to observe. Thinking, "one day, he ​has to stop right? one day he'll just get bored."
Oh you silly pedestrian little fucks. Only boring people get bored. You know, like yourselves. I am forever in a state of constant, exasperated amusement. I am constantly finding new ways to entertain myself, and others in the process. I never stop innovating. I mean I never got bored of making threads on 4chan for 15 years and running, why would I grow tired of XF? I'm the hero XF needs, not the hero XF deserves. You wanna know who voted in the poll that killed XF? The one that turned the recent posts from 10 to 20? It was me. I killed XF. And then I brought it back to life, reanimated, in my image. My personal Frankenstein. XF will remain a zombie until I say so. XF dies with me now. Because that's exactly when I'll finally stop posting. And given that I'm much healthier than the rest of you, it will be after you've all already died. See you at the finish line, losers!
Face reality. I will always be here, continuing to challenge you all, until I am freed from this mortal coil. And the best part of all? You'll be reading my posts until you die too.