I had three squirrels living in my car

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

I went out for a smoke and noticed some weird fucked up sound from my car. I had no idea and thought maybe a cat was under the car or some shit, thought nothing of it. Then later on I stepped out again and the people upstairs told me they kept seeing squirrels running under the car and not coming out. I opened the front hatch and couldn't fucking believe it, there was literally a squirrel just sitting there like it owned the fucking car. Had a ton of leaves and newspaper and branches and all kinds of shit built into a nest on top of the conveyor belt beside the electric switches. I had to repeatedly beat this fucking squirrel with a broomstick until it left, drive around the neighbourhood several times and kept hearing loud squealing until more squirrels ran out from underneath.

Eventually went to my old man's place, sprayed all the fucking nested bullshit out with an air compressor and then sprayed it up with some nasty garden weed shit to make it smell bad. I will update if the three stooges move back into the Cambo. Cock sucking squirrels are on steroids, they were constantly trying to take over my landlady's roof before we built some shit to secure them out.

That was fucking wild man I must have been driving to work and around with them literally just living in there.