Post by Kirkwood Chocolate on Sept 21, 2021 2:35:22 GMT -5
Well after much soul searching I've finally figured out what kind of gay I really am. There are all sorts of gays, of course. The bears, the otters, the twinks, the poz daddys, the gaymers, the femboys, the right wing /pol/tard fags, the fundamentalist muslim who thinks it's halal to fuck boys as long as they're dressed up as girls, Tim Cook, etc. All the assorted gays make up that beautiful faggy rainbow. And now I know exactly where I stand in the hierarchy.
I'm Disney Villain Gay bitches.
Official Thread Theme: Be PrEPared
The truth is every Disney Villain is gay. All of them are queer coded characters, because nothing makes straight people feel all queasy and uneasy than us fags. It's literally just to help the plot. Did you know Ursula from The Little Mermaid was based on an actual drag queen? They even used the drag queen's photographs to sketch the concept art of the character.
I mean can you really not tell this is a fat dude in a dress?
Or that the queen from Snow White is a hardcore lesbo?
It should be obvious but it isn't apparent to everyone at first. Personally I always have viewed The Lion King as really Scar's midlife crisis.
Scar was obviously a slim, pretty boy twinky lion in his younger days. He took all sorts of knots from behind. Eventually though he got scarred up on his eye, no one called him Askari anymore and just called him Scar (deepest lore, look it up). He eventually transitioned into an aging, expired bottom. No longer was he the shining star of Pride Rock, and he could find no one willing to top him anymore amongst the lionfolk.
So this is naturally why Scar befriend all those dirty ass hyenas, who will pound literally anyone at all. No wonder he got so friendly with them in the "bone" yard. Really, Scar represents what all Disney Villains are: those for whom the status quo does not work. Gays have always had to become fabulous, because they have to work 10x as hard in a heteronormative society that was fighting against them and hates them. That's why Scar's triumph over his heteronormative brother and his dismissal of his seed is such a win for us gays. I'm not saying he's the greatest Disney villain ever, but he did kill Mufasa.
For those of us whom the status quo doesn't work, it should make sense that we find ourselves resonating with these fabulous villains. So I'm proud to say that Scar is my spirit animal. And I mean how boss is it to have your spirit animal voiced by Jeremy Irons? Exactly.
I'm Disney Villain Gay bitches.
Official Thread Theme: Be PrEPared
The truth is every Disney Villain is gay. All of them are queer coded characters, because nothing makes straight people feel all queasy and uneasy than us fags. It's literally just to help the plot. Did you know Ursula from The Little Mermaid was based on an actual drag queen? They even used the drag queen's photographs to sketch the concept art of the character.
I mean can you really not tell this is a fat dude in a dress?
Or that the queen from Snow White is a hardcore lesbo?
It should be obvious but it isn't apparent to everyone at first. Personally I always have viewed The Lion King as really Scar's midlife crisis.
Scar was obviously a slim, pretty boy twinky lion in his younger days. He took all sorts of knots from behind. Eventually though he got scarred up on his eye, no one called him Askari anymore and just called him Scar (deepest lore, look it up). He eventually transitioned into an aging, expired bottom. No longer was he the shining star of Pride Rock, and he could find no one willing to top him anymore amongst the lionfolk.
So this is naturally why Scar befriend all those dirty ass hyenas, who will pound literally anyone at all. No wonder he got so friendly with them in the "bone" yard. Really, Scar represents what all Disney Villains are: those for whom the status quo does not work. Gays have always had to become fabulous, because they have to work 10x as hard in a heteronormative society that was fighting against them and hates them. That's why Scar's triumph over his heteronormative brother and his dismissal of his seed is such a win for us gays. I'm not saying he's the greatest Disney villain ever, but he did kill Mufasa.
For those of us whom the status quo doesn't work, it should make sense that we find ourselves resonating with these fabulous villains. So I'm proud to say that Scar is my spirit animal. And I mean how boss is it to have your spirit animal voiced by Jeremy Irons? Exactly.
