Bayonetta 3

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

"The shadow remains cast!"

Honestly between Metroid Dread being the return to form for the series, Shin Megami Tensei V saving JRPGs in one month, Pokemon finally becoming an open world action adventure, Cereza finally coming back in 2022 and Breath of the Wild's sequel most likely dropping by Holiday 2022, it really does seem like that Nintendo Magic has never been stronger than it is now. Oh yeah and Metroid Prime 4 apparently exists.

Personally I have a theory that many others share that this isn't actually the Bayonetta from the first two games. Rather it's the alternative timeline version of Cereza who was sent back to the past at the end of Bayonetta 1. Take a close look at this trailer from 2017:



It really does look like the Bayonetta from Bayo 1 and 2 being attacked, and then crumpling to the ground either dead or severely injured. For me this is just one reason I think that there are actually two Cerezas, the original from Bayo 1 and 2 and baby Cereza all grown up, that we see in the trailer for Bayonetta 3. Another thing that stands out to me is just Cereza's dancing. She has a completely different style from the first two games, I am going to go out on a limb and guess it's a completely different mocap dancer as well as a new voice actor. She looks younger compared to the milfy lesbian Bayo from Bayo 2. Maybe this incarnation of Cereza actually likes men, who knows?



Baby Cereza is all grown up and she's finally ready to save mommy. Her dancing has just become so elegant, and I love how the entire time she summons demons she's literally dancing with moves that sync with the attacks of the demon. I expect Bayo 3 to play completely different from the first two games, in the best possible way. I imagine some scrapped concepts from the ill fated Scalebound made their way into this title thanks to Kamiya-sensei. Who still has me blocked on Twitter, not even sure why.

Anyways I'm gonna start replaying Bayonetta 2 to get myself hyped up for this. Haven't played through Bayo 2 since it dropped on the Wii U in 2014.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

My god, how did this game manage to not only live up to all my expectations, but then surpass them? Team Little Angels does it again.



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Also Jesus Christ, can I stop being right about things for a minute? I even nailed this Bayo being into men. I never stop learning things from reading my own posts.

Oct 20, 2021 2:45:26 GMT -5 Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers said:

Personally I have a theory that many others share that this isn't actually the Bayonetta from the first two games. Rather it's the alternative timeline version of Cereza who was sent back to the past at the end of Bayonetta 1. Take a close look at this trailer from 2017:



It really does look like the Bayonetta from Bayo 1 and 2 being attacked, and then crumpling to the ground either dead or severely injured. For me this is just one reason I think that there are actually two Cerezas, the original from Bayo 1 and 2 and baby Cereza all grown up, that we see in the trailer for Bayonetta 3. Another thing that stands out to me is just Cereza's dancing. She has a completely different style from the first two games, I am going to go out on a limb and guess it's a completely different mocap dancer as well as a new voice actor. She looks younger compared to the milfy lesbian Bayo from Bayo 2. Maybe this incarnation of Cereza actually likes men, who knows?

The best gift this game gave wasn't Hellena Taylor being revealed to be a schizo mommy, or the continued seething STILL after 8 years from Sony/Xbox cucks. The best gift of this game was the LGBT community getting beaten out by fucking Luka. Yes, the comic relief guy from the first two games won the Bayo Cup. This is Kojima levels of Johnny ending from MGS4. The level of anger this game has caused is palpable and I fucking love it. Turns out, just because you're a strong woman doesn't mean you also have to be a dyke that hates men.

also let's all take a minute to just appreciate how damn fire the Alternettas are



Great goddamn game. Shoulder to shoulder with DMC5 as one of the greatest action games of all-time.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

Looks like the Witch Hunts are finally over...



JEANNE SISTERS



NOT LIKE THIS



Also this is how my Bayo is looking right now, I appreciate the level of customization they give you in this game. From the costumes to which demon masquerades and summons you use, they really let you have your cake and eat it.



Protip: if you need Halos just farm Chapter 3 Verse 1.