Dawn FM is pure Cringe Kino

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

He actually did it, he managed to create an album that was so cringe, it was kino. Or perhaps so kino, it was cringe. I don't even know. All I do know, is I can't believe he did it. Bravo, Abel!

Just look at this album cover, pure cringe. Even the alt covers are cringey as fuck.









Every part of this album is calculated. The cover, the alt covers, the Jim Carrey voice overs, the OPN, Wayne, Quincy Jones and Tyler the Creator features (all grandmasters of cringe), the radio ads, the horrible British accent on Gasoline, the retarded ass videos. Abel actually sat down, and focused on creating something so kino, it was cringe. And the amazing part? He succeeded, and in the process managed to earn the mantle of King of Pop which has lay dormant for over 12 years. MJ would be proud. I for one actually had to take my headphones off and realize Abel really fucking did it.

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

Deemzeus and I went through all of Dawn FM the movie. The more I thought about it, the more I realized how everything absolutely and truly was pure cringe kino. Quincy Jones and Oneohtrix Point Never working together, OPN reworking city pop beats. Even the features are grandmasters of cringe kino like Jim Carrey, Tyler the Creator, Lil Wayne, Quincy Jones, OPN. Weezy's entire verse is like the grand finale cringe on the grand super highway that is Dawn FM before you start hitting towards that bright light. Phantom Regret by Jim is another example of how Jim Carrey is more than a man who made millions of people laugh. He's a true artist and a philosopher. The Number 27, Eternal Sunshine, Truman Show were all kino, many of his other films are great. A fantastic poem to conclude the album.