Post by Kirkwood Chocolate on Apr 13, 2022 3:34:33 GMT -5
There. I said it. And the thing is, you all know it's true. The idea of sexual orientation being some immutable thing in your brain is ridiculous. You never wonder how 50 year old men with wife and kids suddenly come out as gay? It's because they've had enough of women's bullshit and just decided to suck dick now. By the same token a gay guy might just one day find he's tired of sucking dick and getting his ass reamed and actually wonders what titties feel like. Or some dyke might finally grow bored of playing with strapons and dildos with her wife and actually want to know the joy of being cummed inside.
And this ladies and gentlemen, is why I hate trannies. It's all connected like an Eternal Golden Braid, you see.
Official Thread Theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d7l95dHhZM
You see, there's absolutely nothing wrong with choosing to be gay. Yes, you might get tears in your anus. Yes, you might ingest microbes from the inside of your boyfriend's anus. Yes, you may cause internal injury with sex toys. Yes, you may damage your irises with semen. Yes, you may get a venereal disease from a bathhouse orgy. But what is life without a little risk and reward? A life without risk is dare I say it, a life not worth living.
The thing that really grinds my gears though is the idea that we've made it so acceptable to normalize the transgender lifestyle that we now allow children to do hormone therapy which can alter them for life. And for god sakes, why are there like 20 different shows starring RuPaul on EVERY streaming service. Does ANYBODY need this much RuPaul in their life? Is this shit really so popular that it's always front and center of every streaming service? I have never met a single human being in my life that watches Drag Race. Gay straight or whatever. And yet we see RuPaul on subways and bus shelters all over the place. Why the hell is this? Who are these swatches of people all voraciously watching Drag Race? There are not that many trannies and crossdressers in this world. There are way more people who want to watch some generic shit like "Guy with a gun fights drug dealers" or "Brad vs Chad: Dawn of Menopause". The fact that you can observe children coming out as trans in social clusters in schools should be alarming to anyone. How is this a thing that spreads socially? Liking dick is not something that spreads socially.
Look I could have been in high school trying to convince all my friends that sucking dick was awesome. But I guarantee you, no one but gay kids and girls would agree with me. Dick is an acquired taste like anchovies, trust me I have tried my entire life to convince people anchovies are amazing. No one but my fucking dad agrees with me. But this trans thing is like if you could convince impressionable kids that anchovies are delicious.
So yes I admit it: I'm jealous of these fucking trannies. I'm jealous that they can actually convince kids to like anchovies. I mean pretending they're girls, but you get the point. I've tried my whole life to get people to like anchovies, and all this time you're telling me all I had to do was start dressing as a woman and start calling myself Michelle? This is fucking bullshit and yes I'm pissed. Goddamn I hate trannies.
And by the way, if you jerk off to trannies or traps or whatever, nigga you gay. Nigga you gayer than me and I have gay porn bookmarked on Firefox. Nigga you gayer than me and I have to wait for my girlfriend to leave before I can jerk off to gay porn. Fuck these trannies. Fuck em all. Being gay is a choice. But being trans? Man, that shit is just fucking gay.
And this ladies and gentlemen, is why I hate trannies. It's all connected like an Eternal Golden Braid, you see.
Official Thread Theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d7l95dHhZM
You see, there's absolutely nothing wrong with choosing to be gay. Yes, you might get tears in your anus. Yes, you might ingest microbes from the inside of your boyfriend's anus. Yes, you may cause internal injury with sex toys. Yes, you may damage your irises with semen. Yes, you may get a venereal disease from a bathhouse orgy. But what is life without a little risk and reward? A life without risk is dare I say it, a life not worth living.
The thing that really grinds my gears though is the idea that we've made it so acceptable to normalize the transgender lifestyle that we now allow children to do hormone therapy which can alter them for life. And for god sakes, why are there like 20 different shows starring RuPaul on EVERY streaming service. Does ANYBODY need this much RuPaul in their life? Is this shit really so popular that it's always front and center of every streaming service? I have never met a single human being in my life that watches Drag Race. Gay straight or whatever. And yet we see RuPaul on subways and bus shelters all over the place. Why the hell is this? Who are these swatches of people all voraciously watching Drag Race? There are not that many trannies and crossdressers in this world. There are way more people who want to watch some generic shit like "Guy with a gun fights drug dealers" or "Brad vs Chad: Dawn of Menopause". The fact that you can observe children coming out as trans in social clusters in schools should be alarming to anyone. How is this a thing that spreads socially? Liking dick is not something that spreads socially.
Look I could have been in high school trying to convince all my friends that sucking dick was awesome. But I guarantee you, no one but gay kids and girls would agree with me. Dick is an acquired taste like anchovies, trust me I have tried my entire life to convince people anchovies are amazing. No one but my fucking dad agrees with me. But this trans thing is like if you could convince impressionable kids that anchovies are delicious.
So yes I admit it: I'm jealous of these fucking trannies. I'm jealous that they can actually convince kids to like anchovies. I mean pretending they're girls, but you get the point. I've tried my whole life to get people to like anchovies, and all this time you're telling me all I had to do was start dressing as a woman and start calling myself Michelle? This is fucking bullshit and yes I'm pissed. Goddamn I hate trannies.
And by the way, if you jerk off to trannies or traps or whatever, nigga you gay. Nigga you gayer than me and I have gay porn bookmarked on Firefox. Nigga you gayer than me and I have to wait for my girlfriend to leave before I can jerk off to gay porn. Fuck these trannies. Fuck em all. Being gay is a choice. But being trans? Man, that shit is just fucking gay.
