Can't Bruise the Cruise

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

Official Thread Theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUeUZ5PrJw



Is he the one true blue, ultimate turbomanlet that be? Genuinely King of the Manlets territory, the 5'5" giant, soaring to heights no manlet ever has before. The strength of at least 5 manlets put together, with a speed that could match Usain Bolt. How can one manlet possible be so insane? He probably doesn't even believe he can die, if his vitals fail he'll be reuploaded intot he body of a lower caste Thetan. Will Smith literally wishes he was half the man Tom Cruise was. Elijah Wood, Kevin Hart, RDJ all have nothing on the King.



About to hit that Top Kino: Maverick with Deemzus in IMAX. Gonna get stoned as fuck and get a ton of popcorn to watch Tom Cruisin in that F/A-18E Super Hornet. The prop plane "DarkStar" they made apparently scared the Chinese government. Really they should have been more terrified that it was Tom "Unbruisable" Cruise in the cockpit.



Seriously how can one man be this fucking crazy? Yes he's a turbomanlet on steroids all hopped up on Scientology, but his sheer manlet superenergy is virtually uncontainable. Only the leader of the Scientologists can even reel him in.



Time to hit the skies, motherfuckers. Great balls of fire!

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

Ace Combat: The fucking movie. Top Gun: Maverick is a goddamn knockout. In an age where seemingly every huge movie is a superhero film that's 95% cgi nonsense, it is so damn refreshing to see a blockbuster that isn't just a pure thrill ride from start to finish. It's a thrill ride that has virtually no CGI whatsoever, and instead relies on pure cinematography, incredible Top Gun stunt flying, great performances from all actors, and heart. This film has a whole lot of heart. Hits all the beats of the first film and then some. A moviegoers movie and a love letter to anyone who's ever loved aviation. See it in IMAX!

[Kirkwood Chocolate]

In 50 years when this man is long gone, we will remember him. We'll tell our kids and grandkids about him. His legend will never die. The last true action star of our time.