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Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Jun 19, 2022 11:23:50 GMT -5
My favourite hobby is subtly making fun of every guy I know who got married or had kids in their 20s and early 30s. EVERY guy I know who's married with kids seems tired or depressed as fuck, I can't think of one guy who's married at that age who's life I actually envy or admire. I'll get married and have kids when I'm a rich bastard who's tired of winning. Until then, I'll always enjoy the little convos with married men I have.
I'll just relate them stories about my life, of playing as much video games as I want, watching every movie and tv show, of having sex with multiple women and treating them all like dirt, tell them about how much money I made just investing my spare dough into crypto and a high end gpu. The number one thing is I always seem to be relaxed and stress free (which I pretty much always am) and they always seems tired and exhausted as fuck. I love doing it, never gets old. They're always tired and depressed, and I always just had a great weekend smashing puss, smoking weed, playing video games and going on my own little excursions. Plus I'm literally always in better shape than them.
The best is when they give you that cope about how children add so much to their lives. You JUST fucking know their wallets are getting fucked sideways by their wives who dominate over their lives, kids taking up all their energy and time, they have no freedom whatsoever and just ALWAYS sound like tired, depressed coping pieces of shit. Fuck I love married men so much, you guys are the best targets for my bullying since high school.
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