goyslop

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

In this thread, list everything that categorically can be said to be goyslop.





Alright so let's get this shit started:

Everything at McDonald's except the coffee
Everything at Burger King including the coffee
Disney Plus subscriptions
Anything Marvel related
Kpoop
Every isekai anime
All moeshit anime
Panda Express
Goynbase
Thai Express
Any restaurant that has "Express" in the name
Reddit
House of the Dragon
Bollywood movies
WallStreetKeks
Long distance relationships
90% of modern Hollywood movies
The chili at Wendy's
Reality TV
Funko Pops
Every Musou game
Fortnite
Apex Legends
VR Chat
Modern KFC
Professional pornography
Almost every hentai
Almost every pizza restaurant
Internet Computer
Pokemon Go
Every Gacha game
Instant Ramen
LUNA2
90% of poutine
Soundcloud rap
Every food marked "Beyond" or "Sustainable"
Everything on TikTok
AMD graphics cards
Everything made by MSI
Anything specifically marketed towards zoomers
AMSR
Vtubers
Futanari
Microsoft Flight Simulator
Terraria
Minecraft
Naruto
Mountain Dew
Nintendo Switch Online
PSN
Paying to use your own internet in general
Frozen dinners
CNN
Fox News
Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup
Hormone replacement therapy
Monkeypox
Every Illumination Studios movie
Rings of Power
Stranger Things




Well there you go, I think I've been fairly thorough and fair. Will add to and update the list as time goes on.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

Bought Modern Warfare II on sale. Actually refunded the game in about 30 minutes, first time I've done that in a while. Gave me that same nasty feeling in my gut from eating McDonald's. I think I'm really done with CoD now, just like I've been done with McDonald's for many years. On the bright side, the game really drew to my attention how many things I vastly prefer about Halo Infinite.