Post by Kirkwood Chocolate on Dec 14, 2023 5:15:07 GMT -5
He'll be elected for the first time in 2024. Biden already won. Yes, they stole the election. But slowly I've realized that the Democrats are so good at committing robbery, they deserve the executive powers. It's a doggie dogg world, after all. And the Bidenomics will look good once JPow lowers the rates in 2024. Most people will feel like the """recession""" was avoided and thank the Biden administation, even though it was actually JPow. The economy is strong as fuck, we have multiple wars around the world and people are still blowing money on magic internet beans (myself included). This is kind of the opposite of how Volcker caused Carter to lose in the 70s from batting down inflation too hard. Soft landing achieved.
Trump is literally just a limpdick boomer surrounding himself with a right wing hugbox now. No electric moments during the debates because he's too pussyshit to actually go. No hilarious tweets spread worldwide because he'd rather suck his thumb on TruthSocial. The whole Jan 6th fallout literally gave him erectile dysfunction, he's a broken shadow of himself now. The people still voting for him now are doing it solely out of principle. And most of those boomers voting for him died from Covid or old age anyways.
Ye is way too bipolar to even put out a proper album release, let alone run a Presidential campaign. I still have wet dreams about Yeezus freestyling in the Oval Office wearing a custom made Balenciaga mask with the POTUS seal on it. Sadly, I've slowly come to accept it's just not going to happen. Kanye needs his Jewish overlords to put the leash around his neck, pull him in line and keep him on the straight and narrow course. Otherwise he just turns into a completely random weirdo with a genetically engineered Kim clone as we currently see today.
And Vivek, unfortunately, is the Andrew Yang of 2024. This guy is WAYYY too fucking smart to be President. All that logic, reason and factual evidence the guy keeps spitting are deflected by antibodies in the average Amerimutt brain. We'll probably have to wait for America to completely collapse in on itself before we get a brown or Asian president who will actually buckle down and fix shit like Sunak in the UK. These whites and blacks just aren't ready to give up the steering wheel yet. Like the British, eventually Americans will give up and give in to the inevitability of the Brown Century. Maybe Vivek will win in 2048 when he's a geriatric Gen Xer and most of America is taken over by Mexicans, Asians, Indians and other assorted non-whites and non-blacks.
Why do I single out blacks and whites? Simple: both groups have too much fucking baggage in America. Whites are eternally salty over their country being overrun with minorities, blacks decided to become eternal victims because of slavery and systemic racism. The only ones who can fix America are the new immigrant class who don't carry all this pre-21st century baggage with them and just want a good life without a victim complex.
Anyways long story short, I'm Ridin' with Biden, cause he's gonna win. Literally no one even likes this career politician anymore (if anyone ever did), he just wins by default. The Tyson Fury of democracy.
Trump is literally just a limpdick boomer surrounding himself with a right wing hugbox now. No electric moments during the debates because he's too pussyshit to actually go. No hilarious tweets spread worldwide because he'd rather suck his thumb on TruthSocial. The whole Jan 6th fallout literally gave him erectile dysfunction, he's a broken shadow of himself now. The people still voting for him now are doing it solely out of principle. And most of those boomers voting for him died from Covid or old age anyways.
Ye is way too bipolar to even put out a proper album release, let alone run a Presidential campaign. I still have wet dreams about Yeezus freestyling in the Oval Office wearing a custom made Balenciaga mask with the POTUS seal on it. Sadly, I've slowly come to accept it's just not going to happen. Kanye needs his Jewish overlords to put the leash around his neck, pull him in line and keep him on the straight and narrow course. Otherwise he just turns into a completely random weirdo with a genetically engineered Kim clone as we currently see today.
And Vivek, unfortunately, is the Andrew Yang of 2024. This guy is WAYYY too fucking smart to be President. All that logic, reason and factual evidence the guy keeps spitting are deflected by antibodies in the average Amerimutt brain. We'll probably have to wait for America to completely collapse in on itself before we get a brown or Asian president who will actually buckle down and fix shit like Sunak in the UK. These whites and blacks just aren't ready to give up the steering wheel yet. Like the British, eventually Americans will give up and give in to the inevitability of the Brown Century. Maybe Vivek will win in 2048 when he's a geriatric Gen Xer and most of America is taken over by Mexicans, Asians, Indians and other assorted non-whites and non-blacks.
Why do I single out blacks and whites? Simple: both groups have too much fucking baggage in America. Whites are eternally salty over their country being overrun with minorities, blacks decided to become eternal victims because of slavery and systemic racism. The only ones who can fix America are the new immigrant class who don't carry all this pre-21st century baggage with them and just want a good life without a victim complex.
Anyways long story short, I'm Ridin' with Biden, cause he's gonna win. Literally no one even likes this career politician anymore (if anyone ever did), he just wins by default. The Tyson Fury of democracy.
