GET READY FOR THE NEXT BATTLE

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TEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEENNNNNNNN EIIIIIIIGHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!



Ladies and gentlemen, we are on the cusp of the messiah of fighting games arriving. Tekken 8 is the chosen one. The hype is unreal.

Seriously between the insanely good graphics, revamped movesets for all characters, the DragonBall Z story mode, the Arcade Quest story mode that will give zoomers and gen alpha nostalgia for a time they never lived for, the Heat System and Super Ghost AI, Tekken 8 is the full package.

Also all the newcomers are absolutely badass. Reina is basically Heihachi trapped in the body of a young woman.



Azucena is a ton of fun. Obsessed with coffee and money, I find this girl relatable. Also her fighting style feels fresh as hell, tons of counters and interesting movement options.



And this dude is just straight up French John Wick.



Also just look at how fresh they made my man Kuma



With SF6 and T8, Evo 2024 is guaranteed to be hype as all fuck. Plus we know Akuma is coming to SF6 and Tifa Lockhart may end up a guest character for T8. Good times ahead!



Anyways check out this dude Skonk, he's been making some fire shit.

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The prodigal son returns

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Tekken is the brown man's fighter.



For reference:

Street Fighter is the Japanese/Korean warzone for continuing WW2 era grudges.

Mortal Kombat is the Amerimutt consoomers' fighter.

Guilty Gear is the autistic eternal Swede's fighter. (shoutouts to big Leff)

Marvel vs Capcom and by extension DragonBall Fighterz are the official black video games alongside NBA 2K.

Killer Instinct is the white man's fighting game. Actually just the only good western fighting game ever.

King of Fighters is the hardest working fighting game of all time. That is to say it's the fighting game of jungle asians, Chineses and Mexicans.

Samuai Showdown is the halal fighter.

Smash Bros is a kid's party game. So are offshoots like Brawlhalla, Jump and Multiversus.

Dead or Alive is the coomer's fighter.

Virtua Fighter is no one's fighter.

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holy shit

that CRACKken has fully ruined my life. game is so good I literally don't give a shit about anything else.

10/10

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Not bad for the first week and change I suppose. Gonna try to put in at least 15 hours a week.

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Hit that orange belt. If I have one criticism of this game, it's that I wish there were more customization options and hairstyles. Really wanted to make Raven full on bald but the buzzcut will do. InshaHarada, we will have many more options over time as the game gets updated.

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FUCK the Grammys

I got your Record of the Year right here

TEKKEN Sound Team brought the motherfucking heat 🔥



Update: Harada really is one of the coolest game devs of all-time. Right up there with Kamiya, Sakurai and Kojimbo Slice.

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LMFFFFAOOO THEY BANNED LOWTIERGOD FROM T8. This nigga was rage quitting as usual kek

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God damn man I am TERRIBLE at this shit. After all 12 rounds I got like 8 out of 60 possible points. T8 is just so weird it's hard as fuck to tell where people are. That beginner Leroy had bars though.

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Holy fuck Yuri is officially the coolest person to have ever been associated with XF. She fucking beat Harada. Goddamn I am jealous now.

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