Post by Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers on Aug 8, 2024 2:01:04 GMT -5
I feel a genuine conflict of interest in this election.
Let me tell you something you may not know about me: I hate Jews.
No really I'm not sure if most of you get it, I really fucking hate kikes. I would proudly strangulate over 100 Jewish infants with my bare hands and go to jail for the rest of my life knowing I made the world a better place. You could kill me, but you could not erase the good I had done for the world. Also I've watched that video of the guy shooting up a synagogue in first person about 30 times. Once I even watched it in VR.
I made the juden thread in 2014. 10 fucking years ago. I was 23 years old, barely knew anything about myself or who I was or where I was going in this thing called life, but I most certainly knew that I fucking hated Jews. This thread is a point of pride to me, because I can always point it out as proof of my longstanding antisemitism. Granted I was standing on the shoulders of giants like Uncle Adolf and the Pharoah who literally cast the Jews out, but in this new era I always want to let it stand that I was an OG Jimmy Jewhater from a very formative age.
So given all of this, I'd like you all to consider my genuine surprise that... antisemitism and anti-Israel sentiment is mainstream as fuck now? Holy shit this is worse than when I was in middle school and bought "The College Dropout" the first week it came out and then had to listen to a bunch of snotnose kids tell me how they were Yeezy OGs.
I mean don't get me wrong, I'm glad that more and more people are realizing that Jews have never been and never will be human. But still, I feel a bit jilted? I feel a bit sad, that it took tens of thousands of dead Palestinians to get the average normie to realize how fucked Israel actually is. Or the fact that they're basically copying Uncle Adolf's "How to Commit Genocide For Dumbies" playbook page for page. Or maybe, I'm just upset that I wasn't the one responsible for perpetuating this new wave of mainstream antisemitism.
But the thing is, as much as I hate Jews, I also really love money.
Jordan Belfort was right, money makes you a better person.
Seriously I will never have sympathy for poor people who try to tell you about how virtuous they are despite being brokeasses who can barely support themselves or their own families, and probably suck resources away through other means of being dependent on everyone else.
With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
Seriously though money is genuinely the solution to all of life's problems. Including life altering illness/injuries, being born ugly/manlet, having a small dick (none of these things apply to me by the way), all of these problems can be mitigated by having a fuckton of money. And if you have none of these problems (like me) then money just gives you more of an ability to solve problems and provide. There is no higher purpose to life than to have kids and make fucktons of money.
So now we have a genuine conflict. On the one hand, we have the Democrats who have now succeeded in making antisemitism mainstream. Hating Jews is literally the "in" thing to do now. Yeezy was just ahead of the curve, as usual. And I was just further ahead of the curve than he was.
And on the other hand, we have Trump who's promising a strategic asset reserve of bitcoin, firing Gary Gensler and generally easing regulations around crypto and the stock markets in general, which will potentially make his victory the precursor to an enormous 2025 bullrun.
So maybe you're starting to see my conflict: on the one hand the Democrats will be tougher on the Jews, push for a ceasefire and generally ride the wave of antizionism growing in America. But the orange dipshit will pump my bags. I have never felt more conflicted during any election cycle.
America has to choose between a guy who will pump my bags, but possibly die in office while choking on Netanyahu's cock. Or someone no one has ever voted for who's basically being installed as President, will stifle all economic growth and continue trying to strangulate crypto markets, but is helping to make anti-Israel sentiment mainstream and push for a two state solution.
So what am I getting at here? It's very simple: Dumbocracy has fucking failed. Western Civilization is going to shit. And the only functional democracies in the world any more are all run by autistic Asians in racially homogeneous countries who answer to the religion of logic and reason rather than whatever propaganda they were marketed.
I mean, it's not all bad. Asset classes are not pumped so much just based on who controls the Presidency, the House or the Senate. These assets tend to pump on their own with market cycles regardless of who's in the White House. But still, this whole conundrum has just made me truly tired of the faggotry of dumbocracy. As if Trudeau getting re-elected for the 2nd time wasn't enough.
I'm come to realize more and more, the only hope for the human race is Autistocracy: rule of the autistic emotionless asswipes like yours truly. This is why asian democracies like in Japan work: everyone is autistic and usually logical to a fault. This is how these people have basically no crime at all.
On the flipside, you have the greatest country on Earth today: Saudi Arabia. A Theocratic Autistocracy run by a trillionaire Prince who literally gives zero fucks about anything besides making money, watching sports and playing video games. Needless to say, this is the most relatable human being on Earth to me.
The problem is simple: Dumbocracy is literally a form of slavery. Socrates explained this best thousands of years ago. By giving EVERYONE the right to vote, you are effectively making the population your leader. But the population is usually full of dumbasses, like 9 dumb people for every genuinely smart person. This is not good odds for choosing good leadership. The proof in the pudding is the fact that none of the candidates I ever thought should actually be President, like Ron Paul, Andrew Yang or Vivek Ramaswamy, ever even make it onto the ticket at all. This is simply because Americans, and most Western democracies in general, are far too stupid to actually vote for the smartest and best person to run their country. Every time, they will choose some sock puppet dipshit like Obama, or Biden, or Harris, or Trump, rather than a high IQ autist like Vivek who unironically has the answers to every one of America's problems.
The long and short of this is, I give up on Western democracy completely. Every time in my life I've ever voted, the person I voted for never wins. Or even comes close to winning. I'm that guy nobody likes who sits down and explains why both candidates are god awful and you're an idiot for voting for either of them. And yet, everybody does. Everybody always votes for one of the dipshits.
My gameplan is to ride this bullrun into the sunset, and then leave the fuck out of Canada and move to either Japan or some middle Eastern country that isn't reliant on some gay dumbocracy. And if it is a democratic nation, at least let it be a democracy of completely unrelatable autists who are always right about everything, like me. So yeah, I'm probably just gonna fuck off to Japan or Dubai.
After the bullrun.
Also by the way, if you haven't put your entire life savings into crypto and Nvidia, you're not going to make it. Nuff said.
Let me tell you something you may not know about me: I hate Jews.
No really I'm not sure if most of you get it, I really fucking hate kikes. I would proudly strangulate over 100 Jewish infants with my bare hands and go to jail for the rest of my life knowing I made the world a better place. You could kill me, but you could not erase the good I had done for the world. Also I've watched that video of the guy shooting up a synagogue in first person about 30 times. Once I even watched it in VR.
I made the juden thread in 2014. 10 fucking years ago. I was 23 years old, barely knew anything about myself or who I was or where I was going in this thing called life, but I most certainly knew that I fucking hated Jews. This thread is a point of pride to me, because I can always point it out as proof of my longstanding antisemitism. Granted I was standing on the shoulders of giants like Uncle Adolf and the Pharoah who literally cast the Jews out, but in this new era I always want to let it stand that I was an OG Jimmy Jewhater from a very formative age.
So given all of this, I'd like you all to consider my genuine surprise that... antisemitism and anti-Israel sentiment is mainstream as fuck now? Holy shit this is worse than when I was in middle school and bought "The College Dropout" the first week it came out and then had to listen to a bunch of snotnose kids tell me how they were Yeezy OGs.
I mean don't get me wrong, I'm glad that more and more people are realizing that Jews have never been and never will be human. But still, I feel a bit jilted? I feel a bit sad, that it took tens of thousands of dead Palestinians to get the average normie to realize how fucked Israel actually is. Or the fact that they're basically copying Uncle Adolf's "How to Commit Genocide For Dumbies" playbook page for page. Or maybe, I'm just upset that I wasn't the one responsible for perpetuating this new wave of mainstream antisemitism.
But the thing is, as much as I hate Jews, I also really love money.
Jordan Belfort was right, money makes you a better person.
Seriously I will never have sympathy for poor people who try to tell you about how virtuous they are despite being brokeasses who can barely support themselves or their own families, and probably suck resources away through other means of being dependent on everyone else.
With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
Seriously though money is genuinely the solution to all of life's problems. Including life altering illness/injuries, being born ugly/manlet, having a small dick (none of these things apply to me by the way), all of these problems can be mitigated by having a fuckton of money. And if you have none of these problems (like me) then money just gives you more of an ability to solve problems and provide. There is no higher purpose to life than to have kids and make fucktons of money.
So now we have a genuine conflict. On the one hand, we have the Democrats who have now succeeded in making antisemitism mainstream. Hating Jews is literally the "in" thing to do now. Yeezy was just ahead of the curve, as usual. And I was just further ahead of the curve than he was.
And on the other hand, we have Trump who's promising a strategic asset reserve of bitcoin, firing Gary Gensler and generally easing regulations around crypto and the stock markets in general, which will potentially make his victory the precursor to an enormous 2025 bullrun.
So maybe you're starting to see my conflict: on the one hand the Democrats will be tougher on the Jews, push for a ceasefire and generally ride the wave of antizionism growing in America. But the orange dipshit will pump my bags. I have never felt more conflicted during any election cycle.
America has to choose between a guy who will pump my bags, but possibly die in office while choking on Netanyahu's cock. Or someone no one has ever voted for who's basically being installed as President, will stifle all economic growth and continue trying to strangulate crypto markets, but is helping to make anti-Israel sentiment mainstream and push for a two state solution.
So what am I getting at here? It's very simple: Dumbocracy has fucking failed. Western Civilization is going to shit. And the only functional democracies in the world any more are all run by autistic Asians in racially homogeneous countries who answer to the religion of logic and reason rather than whatever propaganda they were marketed.
I mean, it's not all bad. Asset classes are not pumped so much just based on who controls the Presidency, the House or the Senate. These assets tend to pump on their own with market cycles regardless of who's in the White House. But still, this whole conundrum has just made me truly tired of the faggotry of dumbocracy. As if Trudeau getting re-elected for the 2nd time wasn't enough.
I'm come to realize more and more, the only hope for the human race is Autistocracy: rule of the autistic emotionless asswipes like yours truly. This is why asian democracies like in Japan work: everyone is autistic and usually logical to a fault. This is how these people have basically no crime at all.
On the flipside, you have the greatest country on Earth today: Saudi Arabia. A Theocratic Autistocracy run by a trillionaire Prince who literally gives zero fucks about anything besides making money, watching sports and playing video games. Needless to say, this is the most relatable human being on Earth to me.
The problem is simple: Dumbocracy is literally a form of slavery. Socrates explained this best thousands of years ago. By giving EVERYONE the right to vote, you are effectively making the population your leader. But the population is usually full of dumbasses, like 9 dumb people for every genuinely smart person. This is not good odds for choosing good leadership. The proof in the pudding is the fact that none of the candidates I ever thought should actually be President, like Ron Paul, Andrew Yang or Vivek Ramaswamy, ever even make it onto the ticket at all. This is simply because Americans, and most Western democracies in general, are far too stupid to actually vote for the smartest and best person to run their country. Every time, they will choose some sock puppet dipshit like Obama, or Biden, or Harris, or Trump, rather than a high IQ autist like Vivek who unironically has the answers to every one of America's problems.
The long and short of this is, I give up on Western democracy completely. Every time in my life I've ever voted, the person I voted for never wins. Or even comes close to winning. I'm that guy nobody likes who sits down and explains why both candidates are god awful and you're an idiot for voting for either of them. And yet, everybody does. Everybody always votes for one of the dipshits.
My gameplan is to ride this bullrun into the sunset, and then leave the fuck out of Canada and move to either Japan or some middle Eastern country that isn't reliant on some gay dumbocracy. And if it is a democratic nation, at least let it be a democracy of completely unrelatable autists who are always right about everything, like me. So yeah, I'm probably just gonna fuck off to Japan or Dubai.
After the bullrun.
Also by the way, if you haven't put your entire life savings into crypto and Nvidia, you're not going to make it. Nuff said.
