Internet Friends

[Duvet]

Name 'em.

Mohamdu, you stay out of this thread since your list might take up an entire page.

- Lily
- Daryl
- Oliver [Salvagiera]
- Shona
- Kirby (Oh god)
- Some other unimportant people from TRF
- Some other unimportant people from CR

Mila would've been on there if I didn't meet her that day, rofl. Forest... Not sure since I don't have him added and I believe he still hates me.

[lily]

edit: Following the trend..

- Danny
Where do I even begin? You're the most important person in my life, right now. You're also my best friend, even if online. I can't see myself anywhere without you. =o

- Patrick
You're also a very nice guy, even though I lose to you in IaMP. I like playing FFR with you, too. We don't talk a whole lot, but when we do, it's always appreciated.

- Tyler
You were dripping blood from your mouth, with everything caught on film. You are awesome.

- Michael
You're one of the most interesting people I've met. Remember, amusement park!

- Other random people

[Cunt Wrap Supreme]

Only "internet people" I consider friends:

• Yuri
  
• Paul Richardson (AceJay, original proprietor of the 6200)

[Finn]

no patrick, i do not hate you at all

my passionate hatred has been redirected to a certain faggot named daryl

[Duvet]

Ahh... I see. Good to know then.

Also, removed Kirby's friends and Victor off my list since I don't even talk to them. They're just on my contact list for whatever reason.

[hellomeow]

I am going to disobey you now Patrick. I am sorry.

- Frankie (lion42) - Blind transsexual college student. Possibly one of the most influential people I have ever talked to.

- Jamie Knight and Lion - Jamie Knight is probably one of the most interesting if not amazing people I have ever talked to. He is an 18 year old web designer who began teaching himself programming at the age of 7. He is autistic and has an obsession with prime numbers similar to mine, he can name any prime number off the top of his head from 1-10000, and probably higher. He also has a best friend named Lion, a stuffed animal whom he carries with him everywhere along with his Macbook which has OS X, Windows XP, Linux, and FreeBSD all installed on them. Just googling his name with show you a great deal of the work he has done. What is more amazing are the hardships of homelessness, violence and destitution he has faced. If you ever get a chance to talk to Jamie, make sure to take up on the opportunity.

- Daeley - Lives with her husband _Erik_ and her two autistic kids. Is a very hippieish woman in her mid 40s who seems to like talking about sex and literature a lot. Works as a substitute teacher.

- _Er1k_ - Daeley's husband, works as a computer engineer. Has taught his 7 year old kids to program, make out with each other, and play guitar. Has no problem sharing his drunken sexual exploits with his wife on IRC, and has not left his house in months due to severe agoraphobia.

- Grizzy - 54 year old gay programmer. Probably one of the best person's to talk with about sexuality.

- Vicky (faxathisia) - 19 year old transsexual, probably one of the most intelligent people I have ever talked to and also the first person I came out to. Knows more about math and programming then I could ever dream of.

- Daryl - I love you because you send me many math problems and you are a sweet person.

- Lily - I love you because you are one of the nicest girls I have ever talked to and you are always patient in talking to me even when I am being boring.

- Forest - Probably close enough to me to meet, but still considered an internet friend because I have never met him in person.

- Frederik Eaton - This guy knows everything, he is the only guy I can talk to about calculus and physics with for hours, he is also obsessed with influenza. He is an artificial intelligence student, and another gay programmer.

- Ethan Allison - A heterosexual crossdresser who is very nice to me and seems to like drawing models of computers he wants to build and sell.

- Andrew Northall - This kid is younger than you, smarter than you, fatter than you and better than you. He will be Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, and F1 Pilot, or just continuing being the hacker he already is.

- Sugadude - Another gay programmer, teaches me stuff about computers a lot.

- Quadlex - Another gay programmer, teaches me about Australia.

- Jessica Taylor - A 15 year old girl in Australia. She is nice, and also a great deal of support comes from her. I like helping her with math homework.

- TRWBW - Jesus Christ of the freenode #math channel.

- Superkuh - The information addict and science freak. A 23 year old University Student, he has been expelled many times for hacking the his university's mainframe several times in his life, or just failing to attend classes.

- John Ohno (Enki-2) - Possibly the most obsessive, bibliomaniac, offbeat person I have ever met. Can program anything, has been building computer processors since he was 14. Claims to have had sex with a drunken amputee, who had sex with him out of pity. This man will never have a girlfriend unless he meets a hacker as nerdy as he is with a vagina. He has already tried his hand with a few transsexuals, no luck.

- shabnam - This man is 31 years old and comes from Denmark. He openly claims to be a very *friendly* person and loves taking cock in the ass. He is also very nice and likes tons of strange music and opera.

- Kalafok - An all round nice and sexy person, has often kept me from telling my age in days (At the time of posting, 6079 days. Interestingly enough, a prime number of days to be alive 0_0)

- B2ASpirit/Mig29Fulcrum (Jared) - Loves taxes, planes, military fiction, computers (mostly Macs) and programming. Is always a sweet natured man.

- QuirkyCarla - Always a nice woman, plans to become a school teacher.

- Gerrit Holl (Arsanerit) - A 22 year old physicist in training. Despite being brilliant, humorous, gifted in many respects and also good looking, he has still not found a girlfriend. I hope he does. The most pedantic and straightforward person I have ever talked to (in English) who can also speak 5 languages 0_0 (French, Dutch, Swedish, English, Russian).

- iamscared - This is the only guy I have talked to who knows more about Linux than any one else on IRC I have talked to personally.

- JohnFlux - A theoretical physicist in training as the name suggests, and also a developer for KDE. One of the people who dominates the ##physics channel of Freenode.

- GreaseMonkey - A genderless 17 year old hacker, loves unicycling.

- Lainey (ElfSong) - A 39 year old woman who is very nice all around and really likes Craig Nicholls; has told me many sex stories about her ex-husband.

- Johann (Komsip) - A 25 year old man who works in a bookshop. Has a very creative mind, making thousands of electronic songs he has saved on his file server, inventing many of his own languages, countries, maps, and histories mentally.

- Troy (glug-glug) - The most severely alcoholic person I have ever talked to; is obsessed with economics. He will literally rant about hundreds of different books on economics he has read within the span of an hour if you instigate a conversation with him.

- Allie - A 50+ year old man who is very kind all around.

- Lyetta - Another kind 50+ year old woman, very motherly and maternal.

- Colin Mengel (lain) - The most brilliant and nerdy psychologist I have ever talked to. He has open stated that he wants to have sex with me many times, which is nice because the feeling is mutual. He can talk about neurology for hours on end.

- Hendikins - A furry who loves being a train engineer.

- David Feuer - Another gay programmer. Very nice all round and knowledgeable in many areas.

- jmt - A severely autistic artificial intelligence student who loves math and ancient civilizations. The only person I have ever talked to who can factor numbers as fast as I can.

- Elan - A 17 year old boy who likes girls, but also LOVES anal masturbation.

- twallcx - Another programmer, nice to talk to at times.

- Geocosm - A medical school dropout who knows everything about biology and chemistry. Has shown me several naked pictures of himself and once offered me sex; goes in an out of manic episodes. Likes cryptography and words.

- Preston (perpetual4yearold) - A severely autistic 31 year old man who may have Adult Baby Syndrome. He sincerely wishes to be a 4 year old boy, and is obsessed with 1950s music, maps, and likes masturbating while smelling children's shoes. May or may not be a paedophile.

- Sam (Bateau) - One of the most gifted people in terms of programming and cryptography I have ever talked to. This man will work for the CIA one day, if he is not fucking...

- jackie31337 - A woman in Finland who is in love with Bateau, has one child and works as a networks engineer. Always good to get book recommendations from.

- mina899 - Told me about Anne Rice's gay vampire novels. An 18 year old girl who is very sexy and is studying to become an astrologist or astrophysicist.

- ABG - A 30+ year old filmmaker who loves reading.

- tor-tor - A mentally retarded 18 year old girl. She really likes bellies ( . ) and natural disasters.

- Kathyrn Duffield - A nice girl with a very high sex drive. She lives in the Toronto area, I will probably meet with her one day and we will dress up like kitties and snuggle each other, just as we have always fantasized of doing.

- HotRon - A severely depressed 14 year old who seems to love video game design.

- Locke Wong - Haven't talked to him in a while, a programmer who created the Raiden game on Newgrounds. Has a very cute dog and takes many nice scenic pictures of China.

- GoldfistedBusterBlader - As I remember him, a lonely 14 year old boy who desperately wanted a girlfriend. Had a very corny sense of humor, but was very fun to talk to, watched more anime than I did, lived in Korea and could sword fight and play piano.

- Michael Rayburn (Living_Scarecrow) - a homeless amateur actor. Has a girlfriend who weighs more than him. Has promised to start making money provided his girlfriend starts losing weight. Loves fucking girly boys and has offered to have sex with me, but unfortunately he lives in California and likely hasn't showered in months.

- Eddie - Reads a lot, has a biting sense of humor and makes fun of people often, but is very kind hearted.

- Alex (YoshiPatra) - lieks ta tipe liek dis al da tyme, i dunt no y doe. Often wants to have sex with me, a 16 year old transsexual studying psychology.

- sevenless - Another gay programmer, used to lecture math.

- cyby - A gay math teacher, loves fucking boys who love math.

- Steph (mental-case) - Very dramatic and obsessed with music.

- ALPHAWOLF - A 54 year old software designer for the physically impaired. Likes to claim that he lives in a ghetto slum sanctuary, and often makes you tube videos. Really likes canines and computers.

- Satoshi-kun - Is obsessed with Pokemon and collecting music, has a collection of thousands. A very cute guy who has offered to have sex with me more than once.

- spaz/Kittens - Another nice person who likes hugging.

- Andrew (xenosapiens) - A 27 year old man who likes to reads a lot and often talks about good books or economics. Seems very mild mannered.

- Linda (babybear3333) - A long time friend of mine who is a woman in her early 50s who is always kind to me and knows pretty much everything about having sex and cooking.

- Wiretap/Fused - A redhaired 20 year old man who claims to be bisexual, despite having a girlfriend he has wanted to have sex with his best friend for years. Has shown me naked pictures of himself, has firecrotch. Likes networking.

- Uncertain - A man in his early 20s who loves programming and music, often talks about food he is cooking or makes offhand jokes.

- Teejay - An Australian man who likes to program. Very mild mannered and can be talked to about various issues.

- Matt (MalfermitaKodo - Spanish for OpenSource) - A programmer and hardware geek who is informed on many subjects and provides several interesting discussions.

- Mitchell - A gay 15 year old Australian boy who knows plenty about computers and loves listening to girly techno music and playing DDR as well as studying piano playing.

- sigmind - A programmer who knows plenty about philosophy.

- Sivrullirmiut - A very nice 26 year old man who lives in a European nation, is always kind and affectionate to others and know plenty of historical and literary information.

- shminux - A man knows almost everything there is to know about physics and mathematical theory, a native of Israel who is a friend of Maya's.

- lovesusagi/aspierob - A man who loves sex, hentai, and anime. Over 50 and very sexually adventurous for his age.

- SteveCam - Loves using OpenSource software, programming and also having sex. Claims to be bisexual and once told me about having sex with a woman for several days straight after New Years Day. I talked to the woman, she said she liked it.

- ArjanB - A student of computer science in Denmark. Is very quiet and rarely speaks, but is one of the most important operators on several channels.

- Joe (GhostBB) - A man who ends every sentence with ... Is fucking babybear3333, has an interesting sense of humor.

- Micheru - A 17 year old programmer who loves the Wheel of Time series (which I still have to read). Very nice all around to everyone and watches a lot of anime.
- wolfram - A physics professor in his late 30s or early 40s, knows plenty about math theory, physics and loves to hit on young girls and talk about number theory.

- Loki - Another gay programmer, likes photography.

- lythandrel - A lesbian developer of Sabayon Linux who is nice all around to everyone, but has an air of impatience.

- Nicktastic - Another gay programmer, loves books and science as well as classical music.

- slashtom - An older gay man who loves having sex with teenage boys.

- pelzi - Another gay programmer, an 18 year old boy who knows several languages to program and speak, and also loves to read and learn about software. Very well informed and confident.

- Mike H - A gay man who is not a programmer, claims to know little about computers in general. Is a contributor of wikipedia and is very kindhearted.

- romonster - Another gay programmer, very nice to talk to.

- QuadLex - Another gay programmer and very good looking, works as an engineer in Australia and also looks sexy with a spiked collar around his neck.

- purpleposeidon - Another gay programmer, a 17 year old boy who is very humourous and kind to everyone.

- Daniel Baker (ethereality) - Another gay programmer, is a 20 year old physics/math double major and seems to love plenty of books and music. Very interesting to talk to about math, physics, literature or music, also a dedicated Catholic.

- LorneKun - A man who loves anime and had an average of 100% in almost all subjects in highschool. Is currently studying to become a history major.

- Maya (medfly/medril) - A 17 year old girl who I have talked to for hours on end about various things. Probably one of the closest IRC friends I have ever had, she is a girl who loves math, computers, metal, and cooking.

- Megan (EncephaloMEGaly) - A woman in her 40s who loves reading and is married to Allie. Is very nice to talk to about various things and supportive of everyone.

- Phantomic - A person who shares my taste in books.

- clock - One of the creators of Links and a member of Twilight Labs. He is very obsessed with technology, loves building things, skateboarding, and having sex with men.

- NickXXX13 - Haven't talked to him in years, but one of the first people who was willing to talk to me about exercising and studying harder. Helped me out in hard times.

- Renatoe - I am certain this man was a paedophile. He would write long winded stories about raping me, and also take pictures of his genitals and send them to me often. This was when I was about 12 or 13 if I recall correctly.

- Auroch/Neotism - A very nice man who loves music. Helps me learn how to play guitar and also helps me to deal with society at times.

- Fernando Borge (HEYHWA) - Probably my first internet friend, and the longest maintained one. I first talked to him when I was 10 years old, and although we seem to have drifted he is still a good friend of mine. Often complains of me changing my sexual orientation too much, and of too few brown eyed girls being in his region. Likes pies, toasters, history, video games, and spatulas. We used to write several stories involving all 5 of those, but alas those days have passed.

That is all I can think of for now. If you are shocked by the size of the list, just remember that I don't have a social life outside of the internet and that I am an IRC lurker.

[Tex-Mex Alex A. Dex]

my list is over 150 long, want me to list them?

[Hauskaz]

Go for it.

Also,

- Daryl
- Lily

I cannot think of anyone else I engage in active conversation with. I should join some awful CoD4 clan like I almost did for BF2 and CSS. I've slaughtered enough clans to probably rise though the ranks quickly.

[solocityElectricCyan]

Uh,

- Daryl
Through XF

- Birdie
JJ2/UT

- Adri
I don't even know

- Michele
Through Roya

- Komal
Through JC

Yeah I guess that's about it. Fuck shit, I thought there were more than that. Whatever.

[Duvet]

All right, Mohamdu has influenced me to type up a wall of text. And I'm also bored.

• Lily (Known through Danny and MSN)
  You're very nice and polite and it always makes me smile. The rare but random outbursts you have on MSN sometimes are enjoying and I love it when you don't seem to catch onto a joke or let alone understand something I reference.
  
  P.S. More Piano vids plz
  
  
• Daryl (Known through XF)
  You're an intelligent person and like to carry on conversations no matter how ridiculous or simple it might be.
  
  
• Forest (Known through XF)
  Your epic posting never ceases to make me laugh and praise you.
  
  
• Salvagiera/Oliver (Known through TRF/PRM)
  You always make me laugh and/or smile because you always have something to talk about even though half of our conversations are usually about you ranting on about your day or life. You're usually online late at night for me to bitch at and vice versa. I appreciate your input when it comes to decisions or personal opinions on a topic, too.
  
  
• Shona (Known through CR)
  You're an otaku loli for always messaging me whenever you're online. You share very similar interests with me, which include: anime, visual arts, touhou etc. so we always have something to talk about for hours on end.
  
  
• Kirby (Known through TRF/PRM)
  Your retarded posts and way of BSing never ceases to make me /facemonitor and lol at the same time. gg Kirby.
  
  
• Immaterial (Known through CR)
  You are the one and only person I've known that actually loves mahjong as much as I do and just for that reason, you've been included in this list. We should play an online mahjong game sometime as well as IaMP.
  
  
• notabigdeal (Known through CR)
  You're the only good SM player on CR that I would even consider playing online. Everyone else absorbs.
  
  
• omgitznpv (Known through FFR)
  WESLEY JIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
  
  
• Midday (Known through FFR)
  ap19, you and I share very similar ideals. I appreciate you seconding my existance. As for Miku and Real, you're fun to talk to even though you two remind me of some romance-anime, rofl. All three of you are byfar the largest bunch of Otakus I've ever seen.

I'll add onto here once I remember more people I like to acknowledge.

[Mikhail Kalashnikov]

Of those I have never actually met, in "alphabetical order" according to Pidgin,

Alex Alex Amanda Amy Andy GB Griffin Hawke Jon Karen Karen Kenny Kev Kinda Kuldeep Likesh Luther Micky Lynn Will Wendy Sam Nick Rory Shauna Takeshi Ashley Thomas Tim Tyler Forest Michael Patrick Andy and Matt.

[Hauskaz]

piano vids what

[hellomeow]

Does Kalashnikov use aliasing on Pidgin, I wonder?

[Mikhail Kalashnikov]

Extensively.

And what about pianos?

[solocityElectricCyan]

Piano is an instrument Lily plays.