2:16 i'd like to punch you in the spleen

[Finn]

so here i sit, waiting for my porn
a slow torrent for thee i do mourn

my heart sits heavy with distress
as i sit here, an unsatisfied mess

these couplets are eerily draining
as i continue my elaborate feigning

of a skill i simply do not possess
oh porn please finish so i may caress

...my cock

[Hauskaz]

... Oh my God, rofl.