Patrick's gf

[Slutmantha]

Hey, did he end up getting raped by some 40 year old guy? Or was it really a chick?

[Hauskaz]

It was the real deal, but that's all over now.

[solocityElectricCyan]

lol samantha

[Finn]

tits or gtfo

this is not a meme recital i am dead serious

[solocityElectricCyan]

you want to see sam's tits? Why?

[Finn]

if there are tits to be seen i want to see them

[Hauskaz]

Samantha is the maximum threshold of my breast size preference.

That said, I move in favour of Forest's notion.

[Cheesemaster IV]

I don't post much here anymore, but I felt this was necessary to post.

I am also in agreement with Forest.

[Hauskaz]

That would have been my course of action, but sadly not.

I never really like Mila. Oliver was alright though.

[Duvet]

lmfao, sup.

Dynamowned.

[Cunt Wrap Supreme]

DYNAMASHING

[Duvet]

Stolen from TRF because I'm a nigger.

Tue May 13, 2008 9:04 pm
<Hauskaz>

What exactly happened two months ago, anyways? Exquisite details and photography needed.

Tue May 13, 2008 9:47 pm
<Gundam-Dude>

April 17th. Roughly a month ago, not two months.

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008, I brought up a topic that regarded our distance issue before heading to bed that day. I wouldn't have thought that she'd take that conversation that seriously. The following day I messaged her and she brought the same topic up again so we discussed thoroughly. It was inevitable, she had contemplated leaving me after our discussion from the night before after I went to bed. After a few minutes of talking, she agreed to stay by my side for now.

The day was Thursday, April 17th, 2008. It was just like any other day so I did my usual activities: forum lurking, playing FFR and StepMania, conversing on MSN, etc. Mila had been feeling depressed the past few days and lately she was very outgoing with her friends. Around 9pm EST, I decided to check my FaceBook account for messages and notifications when I noticed that on my news feed it said I was "In a Relationship". I sat there and stared for a few minutes before realizing that she did it; she left without informing me. Immediately, I messaged her and questioned and she gave simple responses such as "I don't know". It was useless. I accepted reality and acknowledged her decision. After that conversation that seemed to last forever, I felt a little depressed. I had lost my appetite (It was around 9pm therefore I was eating dinner at that time in front of my computer). I opened up to Danny and he somewhat comforted me. "Bros before Hos", is what he wanted to say at that situation but he didn't think it was the right time to use that analogy. He cheered me up.

Around the same time, Brandon Best messaged me on MSN. He simply said: "Get on FFR, now". I log on and read the front page and I immediately became overjoyed. FFR Beta had finally made its public release. I immediately started playing FFR hoping that it would cheer me up and it eventually did.

The next day, I wake up for school. I was still a little depressed but I kept smiling. As Danny advised the night before: "We'll be the usually retards in the morning no matter what" and it was true. I seemed unaffected by it. It wasn't until Period 4 in Media Class when Varun mentioned Mila's name. I had told him that we broke up and he and Kuldeep started to question. "I don't want to talk about it", I replied. Varun was persistent and kept pestering me to try and get an answer from me. Kuldeep, being the good friend he is, tells him to "Shut Up. Seriously." Varun silenced.

Silence?!

IN THIS WHITE WAVE
I AM SINKING
IN THIS SILENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IN THIS WHITE WAVE
IN THIS SILENCE
I BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But yeah anyways, I don't have the conversations saved on record so I can't pull them out for references but hopefully this sumed it up.

I wouldn't be surprised if you immediately post " tl;dr" or something and I won't care. I got an awful lot of keystrokes for typing this shit out as well as some FFR I played beforehand. gg Whatpulse.

[Cunt Wrap Supreme]

tl;dr

[hellomeow]

We need to find Patrick a new girlfriend, I think he is completely cut out for it.

[Duvet]

Jun 9, 2008 21:46:39 GMT -5 @hellomeow said:

We need to find Patrick a new girlfriend, I think he is completely cut out for it.

That's nice and all but I don't have any options as of right now, but I'm fine with it. I'm staying away from online/long distance relationships for awhile. If I somehow end up with a new girlfriend, I'll be all like BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNNNNN like when Brandon's Mom lets him skip school and play Halo. But yeah, I'd prefer going solo for now.

Speaking of solo... Solo on StepMania can absorb dicks. 6 arrow layout? YOU WOULD BE SHITTING ON DANNY'S CHEST YOU NIGGER.

P.S. I haven't spoken to Mila for 2 months now. Literally, rofl. I don't even talk to many people online nowadays. Only people that message me daily and are worth mentioning are: Shona, Danny and Mohamdu.

P.S.S. @sam:


lmfao.