Jerbs

[Cheesemaster V]

Jun 21, 2014 6:43:08 GMT -5 Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers said:

people would stop eating the donuts if they saw them absolutely dripping with sugar in the back

I don't know about that. That's never stopped people from eating at Krispy Kreme.

[Duvet]

in this post, grocery store problems and bitching:

every time my store has a sale on those 1 litre cartons of chocolate milk for 99 cents, people would literally take entire crates (equivalent to 16 cartons per crate) and I'm just like holy fuck do these people realize that this shit is mostly sugar and milk why do you have to drink so much.

even worse when we have butter on sale and people load up boxes worth and then at this point I'm imagining every shopper as paula deen putting butter on every fucking thing imaginable.

oh and I absolutely fucking hate when I just finished filling up milk and one of those fucking brown families will literally empty out an entire shelf row/column of milk by buying fucking 8 bags of milk holy shit nigger can you calm down how many kids do you have.

basically my department looks like shit all week long and monday mornings I go in and completely obliterate the dairy cooler only to have lazy fathers not do jack shit and end up ramming my cooler by the next time I come in (usually a friday night).

I really fucking wish my cooler stayed this empty consistently:

p.s. this photo is from november/december and up until now it has never been this empty

why the fuck am I the retard that busts his balls every week to make sure my department doesn't look like hiro fucking shima

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

it's the posts like that that remind me that angry patrick is best patdick

[Cheesemaster V]

Jun 21, 2014 18:31:02 GMT -5 Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers said:

it's the posts like that that remind me that angry patrick is best patdick

Patrick a long time ago said:

I don't lurk ED. God, you're a fucking asshole. It's not my fucking fault I don't know where the hell it came from nor where the fuck I learned it. FUCK.

[Duvet]

good ol angry angsty patdick circa 2008

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

those adolescent throes of hormonal rage

[Duvet]

from last monday

right when I started my day and walked in:

these fucks always leave crates and all this shit in the cooler

right before I left 8 hours later:

I even had time to sweep the dirty ass floor

this is the best my cooler has looked in months since that photo I took from november/december, rofl. this was only achieved because I just happened to work on a saturday in addition to the two days I normally do, so that gave me time to beast everything. the full-time guy that works the mornings throughout the week does a decent job, but he gets caught up with other bullshit and loses time to work stock frequently. it's the lazy good for nothing part-timers that work the night/closing shift that fucks everything over in my department.

p.s. other than this bullshit, my main job is going well. my boss recently hired a business development guy to take on all the client pitches, sales, and meeting work. before my boss did all of this shit himself on top of the client workloads which really fucked up his time management and schedule. we're moving into a bigger and baller office not too far from where we currently are probably late this year—still needs to be renovated and whatnot which will most likely be done this summer/autumn.

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

i got a job folding and stacking cardboard for 8 hours. this is way better than timmies, pays more too. also 95% of my workplace isnt filipino women and/or queers so that's an improvement.

no hate for homos but holy shit those timmies guys were so gay i thought a condom was going to fall out of their asses any minute

[Duvet]

I usually leave the majority of my milk maid work-shifts with scraped up arms from just how many cardboard boxes I end up breaking and throwing into the baler—I work fast so I'm not even paying attention when I happen to get all these random cuts, scrapes, and bruises, rofl. both my forearms are covered in scars but I guess it's because I usually leave them to heal by itself rather than do anything about it.

can't imagine how deep some of the wounds you get must be seeing as I only get scratches in comparison.


idk I was dicking around with my phone monday morning and wanted a reason to run photoshop's panorama script which does a pretty decent job (I didn't bother fixing the alignment and lighting).

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

oh babby this grocery store.

tbh now I feel bad about making fun of the gay guys at timmies; they were decent fellas and I have too many gay friends to be saying homophobic shit. such a shift in workplace environment, timmies was a ton of filipino women and gay guys, this cardboard factory is like 95% dudes and the 1 filipino guy gets made fun of for being short all the time; basically a ton of estrogen to a ton of testosterone, but I fit in better at the factory.

also I'm barely doing fucking anything man. I get some cuts on my hands and shit but honestly nothing to cry about, cardboard cuts are a bitch though. basically i make $12/h standing around, maybe sweeping, and then stacking cardboard whenever the machine starts running. incredibly easy work as long as you have some muscle.

also the logo is ghetto as fuck, i think i could have made this logo in 5 minutes in photoshop

[Duvet]

I went for a few interviews for graphic designer related positions in the past few weeks/months:

skylink technologies
- they make garage openers, security systems, and shit. their headquarters is in mainland china.
- they were looking for a designer and marketing assistant.
- the marketing director was this swagged up brown dude with decked out bling. I don't think he liked or connected with me from what I could notice and make note of.
- 90% of the workers there are asian, south and east, with heavy accents.
- he never called me back for a second interview, what a racist bastard. probably wanted to hire a brown guy so they can speak punjabi to each other and talk about how much they hate the east-asians that work in the company.

export packers
- they handle packaging for many international foods. one of canada's largest companies or some shit.
- they had baller ass offices, fuckin rich fathers. fuckin marble floors and third world slave shined tier.
- the human resources manager that interviewed me wanted to meet with me even though the day before our scheduled interview the company changed the job position and description completely.
- they were originally looking for a full-time packaging designer but the position was changed to more of an office administrator. what happened was their designer quit the job and their office admin is going on mat-leave.
- I basically told them fuck off I ain't applying here to do office work I want to design shit.
- she never contacted me back because even she knew that I don't give a fuck about the position.

print three b-town
- downtown b-town right beside the rose theatre.
- they are looking for a full-time designer and print production assistant.
- initially had a meet and greet with the owner—basically it was a general Q & A session. we chatted about some deep philosophical shit regarding where the design industry is headed in the future, it was pretty interesting.
- contacted me back to arrange a second interview so he could go through my portfolio work and I guess other qualifications.
- got back from second interview not too long before posting this.
- I should be receiving an offer of employment sometime early next week. start date is TBA but scheduled for early september.

tl;dr dat pu finally getting a full-time designer job what's goodie

I'm still going to keep my current freelance designer job at aim since it's a chill as fuck dream job and another source of income (albeit not very consistent and can't make a living off of). who knows, if it does reach the point where they can hire me full-time on salary, I'd probably be making a fuckton more here than the print shop in which case I can consider working here instead.

I'm basically telling bood fasics to absorb my dick I got another job son. I can't quit completely though because unfortunately the full-time thing doesn't offer benefits while the shit store does—these are benefits I do actually use. I'm basically planning on having my hours reduced to 5 hours per week, just so I can keep my god damn benefits, ugh.

fuck when I think about it, I'm going to be working 3 god damn jobs what the fuck

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

[Duvet]

CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME EXCEPT WHEN OTHER ASSET CLASSES PROVIDE HIGHER RISK ADJUSTED YIELDS

[Mr Momentum & the Sidesteppers]

Aug 21, 2014 21:29:46 GMT -5 Duvet said:

CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME EXCEPT WHEN OTHER ASSET CLASSES PROVIDE HIGHER RISK ADJUSTED YIELDS

this
man
gets it

diversify yo bonds nigguh

[Duvet]

received and accepted the offer of employment

my start date is in the second week of september (or sooner if changed before then)

if you guys for whatever reason need to print shit or get design work done, you know where to find me